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$10.00
Take the girls everywhere you go with this high-quality collectible enamel pin inspired by the Quarantunes album cover and designed meticulously by our very own Trampolina!
Product Features
- Measures 1.5" in diameter
- Pressed metal construction
- Secures with two pins and plastic backs
$20.00
Our timeless T-Shirt now updated with the Kinsey Sicks in glorious living color! With a variety of colors that complement each of your favorite Kinsey and a variety of sizes to complement all sorts of bodies, what more could you want?!
Product Details:
- Black & Navy are 100% ring-spun cotton
- True Royal is 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Heather Blue, Heather Raspberry, and Heather True Royal are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
$16.00
Enjoy this delicious, vibrant mug with the cast of the Kinsey Sicks - each one more thirsty than the last! Liven up your tea time with this full-color mug brimming with Dragapella®!
Product Details:
- Ceramic
- Volume: 11 oz
- Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
- Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
$15.00
2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).
The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.
Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).
Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”
The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."