Experience the girls like never before! We're celebrating Spring with a Renaissance classic that mixes delicious Dragapella® counterpoint, pearl-clutching parody lyrics, and a torrid tour of some of art's naughtiest moments. If you thought Lil Nas X was revolutionary for…
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New Merch for Spring and Summer!
Summer is just around the corner, and with more and more folks getting vaccinated, we know you're tempted to venture outdoors for fresh air (unless you're in Florida where we advise you to wear a hazmat suit). So celebrate tank…
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Introducing: KinseyGram!
We’re thrilled to share an exclusive announcement only to our most dedicated fans - YOU!
Let’s face it: a year of isolating has made us all more than a little desperate for contact. Birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays have all taken…
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NEW Dragapella® Merch!
With winter storms raging across most of North America (including Texas, but not Cancún!) and new coronavirus variants coming out like muscle queens at a circuit party in Puerto Vallarta, we've ginned up some fabulous new apparel, face masks, and…
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*NEW* Inauguration Video: "I Did Survive"
It's Inauguration Week, and between the noble speeches with complete sentences and coherent policy proposals that don't further marginalize vulnerable communities, we're ready to celebrate with a new Dragapella® disco ditty, "I Did Survive!"
The girls take out…
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*NEW* Breathtaking Music Video!
*** HAPPY NEW YEAR! ***
2021 is FINALLY here and – OH BOY – are we ready to breathe a collective sigh of relief with vaccines rolling out and the prospect of a competent presidency on the horizon! While we…
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Should 2020 Be Forgot and Never Brought to Mind!
One good thing about this white-hot dumpster fire of a year: for the first time in 27 years, the world was spared from an entire year's worth of shows from The Kinsey Sicks! Unfortunately, not working didn't stop us from…
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27 years of Dragapella!
#TransformationTuesday Celebrating 27 years of Dragapella this week!
The Kinsey Sicks began in 1993 as a group of friends who went to a Bette Midler concert in San Francisco dressed as the Andrews Sisters. Assuming they'd be among many drag…
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Now Serving: "Soylent Night" from ROASTED CHESTNUTS
Have Yourself a Little Mary This Christmas!
Treat yourself to the ever-delicious "Soylent Night" in this brand-new Kinsey Sicks music video! Savor the four-part harmonic flavors of this favorite culinary classic from Oy Vey in a Manger dripping with delectable…
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Home for the Holidays with The Kinsey Sicks
Thank you to everyone who joined us on Facebook Live to celebrate the release of our Quarantunes CD and our Roasted Chestnuts EP – just in time for the holidays! You can still check out the fun on our Facebook…
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Podcasting with The Writers Block
Trixie (Jeff Manabat) and Winnie (Nathan Marken) take time out of their frantic holiday schedule to talk with promoter Ron Knight on his creative industry podcast, The Writers Block, to discuss The Kinsey Sicks' latest Dragapella® releases, the Quarantunes…
Mega Media Sale Extended!
Get 50% off all of our DVDs and previous nine CDs - now extended through December 18. Then, that's it - No if's, and's, or butt's about it - ya hear me?! Finally get your gynecologist that DVD of Things…
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Our Holiday EP – Roasted Chestnuts – has arrived!
Surprise! We've bundled our new song "We'll Be Home for Christmas" and two other ruined holiday favorites - "Soylent Night" and "Lusty the Snowman" - for a new digital EP, Roasted Chestnuts - a delectable suite downloadable for only $3!
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Quarantunes CD Now Available!
We are thrilled to announce that our glorious album, Quarantunes, is now available on CD for $15!
And if that weren’t enough - Quarantunes is also now streaming on all the popular platforms like Spotify, Pandora, Apple Music, and…
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New QUARANTUNES Merch is Here: Shirts, Mugs, and MORE!
Joy of joys! Ever since we announced our new Dragapella® album QUARANTUNES, people have been asking, "Haven't we suffered enough?" But more importantly, they've also asked, "How do I get that gorgeous album artwork on a t-shirt?!"
Well, fret no…
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NEW Music Video: Mad Attorney General
Fresh off the release of QUARANTUNES, it's The Kinsey Sicks' new music video skewering the unscrupulous Mad Attorney General himself: the boisterous and blustering Bill Barr! This latest Dragapella® ditty deftly rattles robust rhymes with Barr's resumé of questionable legal…
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Join our QUARANTUNES Release Party!
Join the girls - and special guest Ben Schatz/Rachel - for The Kinsey Sicks' first Virtual Launch Party for QUARANTUNES tonight!
The fun starts at 6pm PST / 9pm EST.
🎉🎶 Huzzah! QUARANTUNES is here! 🎶 🎉
The Kinsey Sicks' latest album, QUARANTUNES is now available for download in all its Dragapella® glory! Listen to previews of ALL 16 glorious tracks, watch our outrageous music videos, then download your very own copy of QUARANTUNES!
Announcing our newest album: QUARANTUNES
Announcing our 10th studio(ish) album: QUARANTUNES, a Dragapella® odyssey of 16 new and outrageous parodies and razor-sharp original songs - the perfect panacea for a pandemic. QUARANTUNES will be released October 27 exclusively through our website as a digital-only…
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Since 1993.
"Which Side Are You On?"
In the most tumultuous year of modern American history, and with our shared future hanging in the balance, America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet's latest music video simply asks: "Which Side Are You On?"
The fight for…
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New Music Video Postponed in Light of Recent Events
We so wanted to test out our latest song with the world and hoped for a positive response... but Trump testing positive for Covid was a twist we didn’t see coming!
Not ones to be upstaged, we too have added…
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Kinseys Respond to the RNC with a New Music Video: TOMORROW (An "Annie" Parody)!
Faced with the fear-mongering theatrics by the Republican National Con-crazies, The Kinsey Sicks' push back with a new music video that offers an unconventional cure to our collective hangovers! Parodying the famous ballad from Broadway's Annie, America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop…
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Featured Merchandise
$15.00
2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).
The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.
Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).
Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”
The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."
$21.00
Enjoy the enigmatic Ensemble graphic of America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet on a fabulously flattering tank top. Just in time for the pool, park, or patio! Tank top season, suckers!
Features Include:
- 100% fine jersey
- Fabric weight 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Banded arm and head holes
- Direct-to-garment printing
- Made in the USA, sweatshop-free
$18.00
Mask up with the whole gaggle of us! Whether you're feeling under the weather or are protecting your new fillers, this mask will make a statement about your questionable taste while helping you feel safe! The adjustable nose wire and ear loops make for a comfortable fit on mouths of all sizes - even Winnie's.
Product Details:
ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.
The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.
You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.
$16.00
Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the new QUARANTUNES caricatures. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or NEW black!
Includes FREE song download!
Product Details:
- Ceramic
- Volume: 11 oz
- Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
- Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- Dishwasher and microwave safe