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Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*

Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*

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$15.00

2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
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$27.00

Introducing the most versatile Kinsey Sicks product since Trixie! Thanks to its handy insulated wall, this is THE item for Summer. Whether you're sweltering in Miami or freezing in the Bay Area, it will keep your water cold and your coffee hot!

Product Details:

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 17oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Vacuum flask
  • Double-wall construction
  • Bowling pin shape
  • Odorless and leak-proof cap
  • Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
  • Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
  • Blank product sourced from China
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Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon

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$21.00

It's a hit at the beach, gym, and gun show! Whether you have a dad-bod or are training for the next Marvel blockbuster, our Tank Top version of our Classic Cartoon graphic will show off what you got!

All sizes are unisex because clothes know no gender!

Features Include:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • Unisex fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

Accent Color

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$16.00

Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the new QUARANTUNES caricatures. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or NEW black!

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

  • Ceramic
  • Volume: 11 oz
  • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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