Kinsey Sicks Merch

You may love us for our Dragapella®, but when you long for more than a Kinsey Sicks CD, DVD, or Download, we have the mugs, hats, shirts, magnets, and phone cases suitable for our most ardent fan - YOU! We've curated a diverse array of gorgeous imagery, from our classic and most popular designs to brand new colorful creations. Most importantly, every purchase keeps Dragapella® alive while enabling your highly-appreciated (AND highly questionable) taste!

New SEASONAL Arrivals!

Snatch up the latest Dragapella® Merch from the Official Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book to stylish cases for your latest tech. Our  handy Tote Bag is back (with a lower price!) and we're rolling out Dragapella® glassware and the silliest Button Collection you've ever laid eyes on. Wanna save a little? Check out our Bundles, baby!  Shop now and keep scrolling for our whole Kinsey catalog of crap!

*NEW* Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book - LIMITED EDITION
  • *NEW* Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book - LIMITED EDITION
  • *NEW* Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book - LIMITED EDITION
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$25.00

It's finally here! The OFFICIAL Kinsey Sicks Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book will keep you entertained for minutes at a time! Who needs Words with Friends or Snapchat when you can doll up Angel, Trixie, Winnie, or Trampolina in your favorite color scheme?! Chock full of activities for day or night, the coffee shop or bathroom, dentist office or gloryhole booth, the Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book contains a dozen action-packed, single-sided pages featuring:

  • Album Covers
  • Kinsey Candids
  • Naughty Crass-word Puzzle
  • Angel's Panty Maze
  • Word Search

Each activity has been carefully crafted by our own Trampolina and can be torn out of the book and posted on your fridge or headboard. Illustrations inspired by original photos by: Lois Tema, Meghan Murphy, the cast of The Kinsey Sicks, and various other stalkers and admirers.

Our Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book are LIMITED EDITION and are only available for a limited time. Price does not include Shipping and Handling; taxes may apply.

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap Case for iPhone® 15 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap Case for iPhone® 15 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap Case for iPhone® 15 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap Case for iPhone® 15 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap Case for iPhone® 15 - Fabulous Foursome

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$18.00

It's here and we're queer! We're ahead of the game with this fabulously durable Dragapella® snap case for the iPhone® 15! Protect your precious new phone from the elements. This premium phone case is made for all minimalist style lovers.

• Made of polycarbonate (PC) material
• Wireless charging compatible
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Blank product sourced from the Republic of Korea

Disclaimer: Keep away from liquids containing high alcohol levels, as designs on the phone case may rub off. Keep away from direct sunlight to prevent yellowing.
Important: This product is available in the US, Canada, Europe, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand only. Please choose a different product if your shipping address is outside these regions.

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap case for Samsung® S23 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap case for Samsung® S23 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap case for Samsung® S23 - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Snap case for Samsung® S23 - Fabulous Foursome

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$18.00

Get the latest Dragapella® designs for your sexy new flagship phone: the Samsung® S23! Snaps onto your fancy phone as easily as Trixie snapping out of a fancy dress – and for far less cash!

• Made of polycarbonate (PC) material
• Wireless charging compatible
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Blank product sourced from the Republic of Korea

Disclaimer: Keep away from liquids containing high alcohol levels, as designs on the phone case may rub off. Keep away from direct sunlight to prevent yellowing.
Important: This product is available in the US, Canada, Europe, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand only. Please choose a different product if your shipping address is outside these regions.

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks AirPods® Case - Emblem

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$15.00

We're thrilled to bring you these adorable and remarkably useful protective cases for your fancy Apple AirPods® with the Kinsey Sicks' timeless Emblem logo – and in THREE distinct colors and two types!

Get a two-in-one deal with these Rubber Case for AirPods®: an impact-absorbing protector for your earbuds and a stylish accessory you can attach to your clothes and bags with a metal carabiner. This case is made from a durable TPU material and works with both wireless and regular AirPod® chargers.

• Thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU) material
• Impact-absorbing
• Protects AirPods® from bumps, drops, and scratches
• Comes with a metal carabiner for easy carrying
• Compatible with both wireless and a regular charger
• Available for AirPods® and AirPods® Pro
• Blank product sourced from Korea

The AirPods® Case is compatible with the 1st and 2nd generation AirPods®. AirPods® Pro Case is compatible with AirPods® Pro.

Disclaimer: The product doesn’t include AirPods® or AirPods® charger, ya cheapskates! BYO Pods!

Important: This product is available in the US, Canada, Europe, UK, Australia, and New Zealand only. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Eco Tote Bag - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Eco Tote Bag - Fabulous Foursome

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$20.00

It's back, baybee! And with a price drop! Our utilitarian and handy Eco Tote bag is bag with the updated Fabulous Foursome design and ready to schlep whatever you have to haul! If you're anything like Winnie, this handy bag will pack a water bottle, multiple snacks, a pitch pipe, hand sanitizer, and lube – WITH ROOM TO SPARE!

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Stemless Wine Glass - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Stemless Wine Glass - Fabulous Foursome

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$12.00

Celebrate life's moments with the Fabulous Foursome stemless wine glass! Perfectly shaped to let its contents breathe while easy to hold in your grubby little hands, the new stemless wine glass will outfit any bar or kitchen in Dragapella® style. Feel free to order up a few for smashing under the chuppah for those special wedding occasions - mazel tov!

• Glass material
• Simple and sleek design
• Volume: 15 oz (443 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from the US

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Pint Glass - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Pint Glass - Fabulous Foursome

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$18.00

Enjoy a refreshing drink in this shaker-style Pint Glass adorned with our vibrant Fabulous Foursome graphics! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your glassware collection. What’s more, you can even use it as a mixing glass for cocktail evenings.

• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from China

Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Pint Glass - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Pint Glass - Emblem

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Enjoy a refreshing drink in this shaker-style Pint Glass adorned with our bold Kinsey Sicks Emblem! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your glassware collection. What’s more, you can even use it as a mixing glass for cocktail evenings.

• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from China

Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster (Single) - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster (Single) - Fabulous Foursome

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$7.00

This cork-back coaster is a perfect match for your favorite mug with your Fabulous Foursome mugs! Or pair with one of our new Pint or Stemless Wine Glasses for the ultimate Dragapella beverage experience! The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time.

• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Embroidered Badge - Emblem
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Embroidered Badge - Emblem

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Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch with the Kinsey Sicks' Emblem graphic. This truly one-of-a-kind patch will set you apart from the casual fan of Dragapella®! Thanks to its durable twill fabric, the patch is resilient to heat, so you can get it as close to Trixie as you want!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Button Collection - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Button Collection - Fabulous Foursome
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Button Collection - Fabulous Foursome

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$12.00

Mix and match the girls on your own drag bag, gym bag, or overnight bag with this delightful collection of buttons featuring each one of the Kinsey Sicks! They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch- and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Available in two sizes!

• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on

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Bundle & Save!

Get ready to save with bundles of goodies curated by the girls themselves! The World Tour DVD Collection is back and we have incredible new bundles to keep you dazzled and tickled all season long!

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Holiday Entertaintment Bundle
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Holiday Entertaintment Bundle
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Holiday Entertaintment Bundle
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Holiday Entertaintment Bundle
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Holiday Entertaintment Bundle
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Holiday Entertaintment Bundle

Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray

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$50.00

This, as Winnie would declare, is the tits: The Bundle of all Bundles that is sure to keep you entertained the whole season long! This sensation for the senses packs in four of our delicious Dragapella® goodies with activities, movies, and songs all at a bargain! The Entertaintment Bundle includes:

  • The Official Dragapella® Activity and Coloring Book (Reg. $25)
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD (Reg. $20)
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: LIVE in Washington DC on CD* (Reg $15)
  • Roasted Chestnuts Digital EP Download (Reg. $3)

*CD includes a free digital download of all tracks!

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster- Fabulous Foursome (Set of 4)
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster- Fabulous Foursome (Set of 4)
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster- Fabulous Foursome (Set of 4)

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster (Single) - Fabulous Foursome

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster (Single) - Fabulous Foursome

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster (Single) - Fabulous Foursome

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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Coaster (Single) - Fabulous Foursome

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$25.00

Get your very own Foursome of our new Kinsey Sicks Coasters – and save $3! Complete your hen den or lanai with a set of these darlings to protect all that wicker and other furniture!

Details for coasters: • Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm) • Cork 0.04″ (1 mm) • High-gloss coating on top • Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm) • Rounded corners • Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip • Easy to clean

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The World Tour DVD Collection
  • The World Tour DVD Collection
  • The World Tour DVD Collection
  • The World Tour DVD Collection
  • The World Tour DVD Collection
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$35.00

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Take a journey around the world with The Kinsey Sicks, featuring live performances and behind the scenes footage from Las Vegas, New York City, and Edinburgh, Scotland! This one-of-a-kind movie night features the following DVDs:

  • Things You Shouldn't Say – The Kinsey Sicks' 25th Anniversary show filmed in NYC
  • Live From Edinburgh! – See the girls' debut at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with their Dragapella® spoof on reality competition television
  • Almost Infamous – Go behind the scenes with this documentary-style look into the Kinseys' residency at the Las Vegas Hilton
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Apparel

Popular appealing apparel from The Kinsey Sicks for every age, size, and style! From stylishly popular baseball T's to cozy hoodies, doll up the whole damn family in these Dragapella® duds!

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Golden Cartoon
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Golden Cartoon

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$25.00

Inspired by Trampolina's whimsical QUARANTUNES album artwork by Trampolina and integrating Trixie's dazzling costume designs, our newest Dragapella® apparel is sure to please and keep you in silly style!

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Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome

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$20.00

Our timeless T-Shirt now updated with the Kinsey Sicks in glorious living color! With a variety of colors that complement each of your favorite Kinsey and a variety of sizes to complement all sorts of bodies, what more could you want?!

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  • Black & Navy are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • True Royal is 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Heather Blue, Heather Raspberry, and Heather True Royal are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Kinsey Sicks T-shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks T-shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks T-shirt - Classic Cartoon

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$20.00

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Fabulous Foursome

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$26.00

A top-selling top not just for tops! This stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan features a combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

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A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

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Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome

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$43.00

Cozy up in this deliciously-versatile Zip Hoodie with a flash of sass, perfect for when you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake at the nudist colony, or simply need something comfy to throw on for the morning after. This lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the way to go.

• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

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Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Fabulous Foursome

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$35.00

A classic update on a pull-over featuring the Fabulous Foursome! A delightful hood and yes, ladies, there's a pocket!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Kinsey Sicks Cartoon Hoodie
  • Kinsey Sicks Cartoon Hoodie
  • Kinsey Sicks Cartoon Hoodie
  • Kinsey Sicks Cartoon Hoodie

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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Fabulous Foursome
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Fabulous Foursome

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$22.00

Life's a beach, so live it up with the Fabulous Foursome with this classic tank top featuring quality cotton and unparalleled softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

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Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon

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A pair of classics always win! Our Classic Cartoon graphic (designed by our original Winnie!) is perfect for this quality classic tank top!

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

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