Kinsey Sicks Merch

You may love us for our Dragapella®, but when you long for more than a Kinsey Sicks CD, DVD, or Download, we have the mugs, hats, shirts, magnets, and phone cases suitable for our most ardent fan - YOU! We've curated some gorgeous full-color gems inspired by our latest album, Quarantunes, alongside our classic and most popular designs. Every purchase keeps Dragapella® alive while enabling your highly-appreciated AND questionable taste!

Clearance Sale!

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

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$20.00 Save 25.0%!
$15.00

The original classic Kinsey Sicks Cartoon T-Shirt, designed by our original Winnie, Rabbi Irwin Keller!

Product Features:

  • High-quality screen print
  • Heavy 100% cotton
  • Unisex sizing

Quantities and sizes are limited, so order while we have them!

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Everybody Loves a Fire Sale!

 

It's the last dance for our Classic Cartoon T-Shirt! These high-quality, 100% cotton, vibrant screen-printed T-Shirts are normally sold in person at our shows, but can be yours for a limited time price of $15 (reg. $20). They are priced to move to make room for gorgeous new inventory in Trampolina's basement!

Get yours today – limited sizes available and once they're gone, they're gone!

Spring, Summer, & Snowbirds

It's always summer somewhere, thanks to climate change! Beat the heat whether you are a snowbird or beach bum with tasteful tanks, handy bags, fabulous flip-flips, and versatile insulated bottles! 

Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Quarantunes

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$21.00

Yas, queen! Show off the gorgeous QUARANTUNES graphic – designed by our very own Trampolina – at the pool, pool hall, or seedy dark room!

All sizes are unisex because clothes know no gender!

Features Include:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • Unisex fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Ensemble

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$21.00

Enjoy the enigmatic Ensemble graphic of America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet on a fabulously flattering tank top. Just in time for the pool, park, or patio! Tank top season, suckers!

All sizes are unisex because clothes know no gender!

Features Include:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • Unisex fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon

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$21.00

It's a hit at the beach, gym, and gun show! Whether you have a dad-bod or are training for the next Marvel blockbuster, our Tank Top version of our Classic Cartoon graphic will show off what you got!

All sizes are unisex because clothes know no gender!

Features Include:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • Unisex fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes
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$27.00

Introducing the most versatile Kinsey Sicks product since Trixie! Thanks to its handy insulated wall, this is THE item for Summer. Whether you're sweltering in Miami or freezing in the Bay Area, it will keep your water cold and your coffee hot!

Product Details:

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 17oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Vacuum flask
  • Double-wall construction
  • Bowling pin shape
  • Odorless and leak-proof cap
  • Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
  • Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
  • Blank product sourced from China
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Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Quarantunes Characters
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$27.00

Wrap your hands around this fabulously handy bottle that features the new cartooned Kinsey Sicks Characters! Thanks to its handy insulated wall, this is THE item for Summer. Whether you're sweltering in Miami or freezing in the Bay Area, it will keep your water cold and your coffee hot!

Product Details:

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 17oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Vacuum flask
  • Double-wall construction
  • Bowling pin shape
  • Odorless and leak-proof cap
  • Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
  • Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
  • Blank product sourced from China
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Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Insulated Bottle - Ensemble
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$27.00

Our NEW Insulated Bottle showing off America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet! Thanks to its handy insulated wall, this is THE item for Summer. Whether you're sweltering in Miami or freezing in the Bay Area, it will keep your water cold and your coffee hot!

Product Details:

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 17oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Vacuum flask
  • Double-wall construction
  • Bowling pin shape
  • Odorless and leak-proof cap
  • Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
  • Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
  • Blank product sourced from China
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Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes

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$22.00

It's the perfect bag for the on-the-go fan! Whether you're going to the beach, the gym, or shoplifting at Wal-Mart, this is the bag for you. Lightweight and full of color, this Beach Bag is Summer-ready with the glorious Trampolina-designed Quarantunes graphics!

Product Details:

    100% spun polyester fabric One size: 15″ x 17″ Fabric weight: 6.61 oz/yd² (224 g/m²) Maximum weight limit: 33lbs (15kg) Twin cotton handles Drawstring closure Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
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Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters

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$18.00

Be perfect in pink for the pool or the patio this Summer! Our fabulous flip-flips feature the Quarantunes-inspired caricatures of the Kinsey characters in full color. Available for a limited time, so flip these into your wardrobe before they flop!

Product Details:

  • Rubber sole
  • Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
  • Black Y-shaped rubber straps
  • Toe post style
  • Blank product sourced from China
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Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flop - Quartet
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flop - Quartet
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flop - Quartet
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flop - Quartet

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$18.00

Our wacky Quartet-patterned flip flops are back for the Summer! Show off your new pedicure and your love of Dragapella® with these fabric-lined flip-flops that are sure to make an impression at the beach or pool-side shenanigans!

Product Details:

  • Rubber sole
  • Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
  • Black Y-shaped rubber straps
  • Toe post style
  • Blank product sourced from China
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Apparel

Popular Appealing Apparel from The Kinsey Sicks for every age, size, and style! From baby onesies to cozy hoodies, doll up the whole damn family in these Dragapella® duds!

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes

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$20.00

Enjoy the glorious QUARANTUNES album art on these vibrant T-Shirts. The unisex cut and generous shape make these particularly comfortable to wear while lounging at home, listening to QUARANTUNES or at a Kinsey Sicks show!

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

  • Black, Navy, Aqua, and Gold are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble

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$20.00

Flash the stunning Dragapella® Ensemble graphic on a plethora of fabulous colors - custom-picked to make the Kinsey Sicks look less hideous and you look more fabulous!

(some colors may not be available in all sizes)

Features Include:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes

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$23.50

These cozy Baseball T-Shirts feature a flattering 3/4 sleeve that would make even Michelle Obama jealous! In five color combos that show off our glorious QUARANTUNES album artwork, these shirts serve sporty Dragapella® style any time of the year.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

    4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton Heather Grey color is 90% cotton/10% polyester Heather Denim color is 50% cotton/50% polyester ¾ sleeves Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage Contrast raglan sleeve Tear away label
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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble

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$23.50

Embrace one of the rare moments that "Kinsey Sicks" and "baseball" are in the same thought. As Trixie would say, it's all for fashion, darling! As an added bonus: the neckband is ribbed for your pleasure!

Features Include:

  • ¾ sleeve raglan shirt
  • 100% ringspun cotton (Heather Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester, Heather Denim 50% cotton/50% polyester)
  • Ribbed neckband
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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

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$23.50

Embrace one of the rare moments that "Kinsey Sicks" and "baseball" are in the same thought. As Trixie would say, it's all for fashion, darling!

Available in sizes XS-2XL & 2 Color combos!

Product Details:

  • ¾ sleeve raglan shirt
  • 100% ringspun cotton
  • Ribbed neckband
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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Quarantunes

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Quarantunes

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$35.00

Wrap yourself in this fabulously fitted new Zip Hoodie that is as versatile as we are! With pockets (at Winnie's insistence), a hood, and a zipper, this Zip Hoodie features the brilliant new Quarantunes cartoon graphics.

NOTE: The sizing is unisex; If you usually wear men's sizes, we suggest ordering a size up from your usual size. <3

Product Details:

  • 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Hooded
  • Kangaroo pocket
  • Side seamed
  • Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd2 (189.87 g/m2)
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Ensemble
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Ensemble
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Ensemble
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Ensemble

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Zip Hoodie - Ensemble

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$35.00

Wrap yourself in this fabulously fitted new Zip Hoodie that is as versatile as we are! With handy pockets - for your hands of course - a hood, and a zipper, this Zip Hoodie features the girls' gorgeous Ensemble imagery.

NOTE: The sizing is unisex; If you usually wear men's sizes, we suggest ordering a size up from your usual size. <3

Product Details:

  • 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Hooded
  • Kangaroo pocket
  • Side seamed
  • Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd2 (189.87 g/m2)
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Classic Cartoon

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$30.00

Our fan favorite Kinsey Sicks Cartoon T-Shirt is now available as a warm hoodie - available in multiple colors!

Features Include:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-lined hood
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Front pouch pocket
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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Joggers - Quarantunes Characters

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$32.00

One person's activewear is another schlub's loungewear! Feel comfy AND campy at the gym or on the couch with these high-quality joggers festooned with our festive faces!

Product Details:

  • 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
  • Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
  • Print area: left leg
  • 1x1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
  • Elastic waistband with external drawcord
  • Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
  • Pilling-resistant
  • Tapered leg
  • Blank product sourced from El Salvador or Honduras
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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Quarantunes

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$18.00

Go gaga over our latest cartoon creation by our very own Trampolina! It's the Dragapella® Quarantunes artwork now available for our newest fans who are destined to throw up all over us!

Product Details:

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Envelope neckline
  • Three-snap leg closure
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*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Classic Cartoon
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Classic Cartoon
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Classic Cartoon

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Baby Onesie - Classic Cartoon

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$18.00

Doll up the little darlings in your life in Dragapella®! This Classic Cartoon design (by our original Winnie) looks good on any newborn - and goes well with all sorts of slobber, spit-up, and baby food - just like Angel!

Product Details:

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Envelope neckline
  • Three-snap leg closure
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Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tank Top - Classic Cartoon

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$21.00

It's a hit at the beach, gym, and gun show! Whether you have a dad-bod or are training for the next Marvel blockbuster, our Tank Top version of our Classic Cartoon graphic will show off what you got!

All sizes are unisex because clothes know no gender!

Features Include:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • Unisex fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Face Masks

These QUARANTUNES-inspired face masks never go out of style! Protect yourself and others with these comfy and colorful masks that feature adjustable ear loops and nose wire and include a handy pocket for a filter or napkin for extra protection. Each mask comes with a FREE downloadable track from our latest album, QUARANTUNES!

Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes

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$18.00

Mask up with the whole gaggle of us! Whether you're feeling under the weather or are protecting your new fillers, this mask will make a statement about your questionable taste while helping you feel safe! The adjustable nose wire and ear loops make for a comfortable fit on mouths of all sizes - even Winnie's.

Product Details:

  • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
  • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80–85 g/m²)
  • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
  • Adjustable nose wire
  • Pocket for a filter or napkin
  • Washable and reusable
  • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China
  • ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.

    You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.

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    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trixie
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trixie
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trixie
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trixie

    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trixie

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    $18.00

    Get your Dragapella® glamour on while doing your part to keep the pandemic at bay! This Trixie face mask features the new Quarantunes cartoon caricature of our clever chanteuse.

    Product Details:

  • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
  • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80–85 g/m²)
  • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
  • Adjustable nose wire
  • Pocket for a filter or napkin
  • Washable and reusable
  • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China
  • ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.

    You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.

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    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trampolina
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trampolina
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trampolina
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trampolina

    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Trampolina

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    $18.00

    Don't be a dimwit and be stuck in public without this Dragapella® PPE! Designed by Trampolina herself, this Quarantunes caricature shows your love of The Kinsey Sicks while giving you and others peace of mind.

    Product Details:

  • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
  • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80–85 g/m²)
  • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
  • Adjustable nose wire
  • Pocket for a filter or napkin
  • Washable and reusable
  • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China
  • ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.

    You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.

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    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Winnie
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Winnie
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Winnie
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Winnie

    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Winnie

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    $18.00

    It's mask4mask season! Show every one who's boss with the Winnie Quarantunes edition face mask.

    Product Details:

  • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
  • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80–85 g/m²)
  • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
  • Adjustable nose wire
  • Pocket for a filter or napkin
  • Washable and reusable
  • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China
  • ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.

    You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.

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    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Angel
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Angel
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Angel
    • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Angel

    Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Angel

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    $18.00

    Looking to encourage people to keep their distance? Look no further than our very own unboundaried Angel. As lovely as this Quarantunes caricature is, any Kinsey Sicks fan knows that Angel's "love" knows no bounds!

    Product Details:

  • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
  • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80–85 g/m²)
  • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
  • Adjustable nose wire
  • Pocket for a filter or napkin
  • Washable and reusable
  • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China
  • ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.

    You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.

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    Accessories

    Show the world your unbridled love for Dragapella® with these fun trinkets and tchotchkes that are are as fabulous as our four-part harmonies. 

    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes

    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes

    Accent Color

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    $16.00

    Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the QUARANTUNES cover art. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy Kinsey kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or black!

    Includes FREE song download!

    Product Details:

    • Ceramic
    • Volume: 11 oz
    • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
    • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

    Accent Color

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    $16.00

    Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the new QUARANTUNES caricatures. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or NEW black!

    Includes FREE song download!

    Product Details:

    • Ceramic
    • Volume: 11 oz
    • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
    • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet

    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet

    Size

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    $15.00

    Some spill tea, some chug coffee. Whatever your druthers, drink up your Dragapella® in our beautiful mug with our mugs on it! Two-sided in full color with our whimsical Kinsey Sicks Emblem.

    Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

    Product Details:

    • Ceramic
    • Regular 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
    • Large 15 oz. mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe
    • Made in China.
    • Printed in the USA and Europe
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    The Kinsey Socks - Quarantunes
    • The Kinsey Socks - Quarantunes

    The Kinsey Socks - Quarantunes

    Size

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    $14.00

    Cozy up with your favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet with the newest version of our Kinsey Socks, now bedecked with the Quarantunes cover art.

    Product Details:

    • 60% nylon/22% cotton/18% spandex
    • Crew length
    • Cushioned bottom (for his pleasure)
    • Ribbed leg (for her pleasure)
    • Blank product sourced from China

    Size Guide:

    • Medium (7-8 US Mens)
    • Large (8.5-11.5 US Mens)
    • X-Large (12-15 US Mens)

    Sizing is in men's. Women's conversions are M (8-10), L (10-14), XL (14-17).

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    The Kinsey Socks
    • The Kinsey Socks
    • The Kinsey Socks

    The Kinsey Socks

    Size

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    $14.00

    Introducing The Kinsey Socks, America's Favorite Dragapella® Podiatrist Duo! With our beautiful new emblem, these socks will hug your feet as thoroughly as Angel will sniff them!

    Includes FREE Song Download!

    Product Details:

    • 60% nylon/22% cotton/18% spandex
    • Crew length
    • Cushioned bottom (for his pleasure)
    • Ribbed leg (for her pleasure)
    • Blank product sourced from China

    Size Guide:

    • Medium (7-8 US Mens)
    • Large (8.5-11.5 US Mens)
    • X-Large (12-15 US Mens)

    Women's conversions are M (8-10), L (10-14), XL (14-17).

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    Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem

    Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem

    Color

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    $19.00

    Keep your head warm when you lose your wig with the stylish Kinsey Sicks Beanie.

    Includes FREE Song Download!

    Product Details:

    • 100% Turbo Acrylic
    • 12" in length
    • Hypoallergenic
    • Unisex style
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    Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
    • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem

    Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem

    Color

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    $22.50

    A vintage match made in Dragapella® heaven: Sport this stylish all-cotton hat with The Kinsey Sicks emblem embroidery!

    Includes FREE Song Download!

    Product Details:

    • 100% cotton twill
    • Artwork is custom embroidery
    • 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
    • 6 sewn eyelets
    • Black sweatband
    • Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
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    SmartPhone Cases

    Can you hear us now? Sext in style with these Dragapella® Smartphone Cases for the latest iPhone and Samsung Galaxy Phones.

    iPhone Cases

    (Fits models: iPhone 7/8, iPhone 7 Plus/8 Plus, iPhone X/XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone SE, iPhone 12 mini, iPhone 12, iPhone 12 Pro, iPhone 12 Pro Max, iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini)

    iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes

    Size

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    $15.50

    Wrap your fancy iPhone with this clear case featuring the gorgeous cover art from the QUARANTUNES album.

    This sleek case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

    • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid polycarbonate back
    • Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
    • .5 mm raised bezel
    • Wireless charging compatible
    • The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model

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    iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble
    • iPhone Case - Ensemble

    Size

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    $15.50

    Show of your fancy iPhone with this gasp-inducing Ensemble case. It features a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, just like Trixie's camisole.

    This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt.

    • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid polycarbonate back
    • Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
    • .5 mm raised bezel
    • Wireless charging compatible
    • The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model

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    iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet
    • iPhone Case - Quartet

    Size

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    $15.50

    Sleek, versatile, and will always make you look good... but enough about Trixie! These gorgeous iPhone cases feature the newest Kinsey Sicks emblem and cast!

    This iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

    • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid polycarbonate back
    • Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
    • .5 mm raised bezel
    • Wireless charging compatible
    • The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model

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    Samsung Galaxy Cases

    (Fits models: Samsung Galaxy S10, Samsung Galaxy S10+, Samsung Galaxy S10e, Samsung Galaxy S20, Samsung Galaxy S20 Plus, Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra, Samsung Galaxy S20 FE, Samsung Galaxy S21, Samsung Galaxy S21 Plus, Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra)

    Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes
    • Samsung Case - Quarantunes

    Size

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    $15.50

    Designed for the latest models of the Samsung Galaxy phone, this clear case highlights the gorgeous cover art from the QUARANTUNES album. This case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes.

    • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid polycarbonate back
    • Flexible polyurethane sides
    • .5 mm raised bezel
    • See-through sides
    • Wireless charging compatible

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    Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble
    • Samsung Case - Ensemble

    Size

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    $15.50

    Offend the Galaxy with these gorgeous Dragapella® Ensemble cases for the latest Samsung Galaxy smartphone line that protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes.

    • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid polycarbonate back
    • Flexible polyurethane sides
    • .5 mm raised bezel
    • See-through sides
    • Wireless charging compatible

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    Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet
    • Samsung Case - Quartet

    Size

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    $15.50

    Relish our stylish Beautyshop Quartet on your latest Samsung Galaxy smartphone - complete with the our new Kinsey Sicks Quartet design. This sleek case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes.

    • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid polycarbonate back
    • Flexible polyurethane sides
    • .5 mm raised bezel
    • See-through sides
    • Wireless charging compatible

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    Magnets, posters, & More!

    WHAT?! That wasn't enough for you to choose from? Fine. Plaster your walls, refrigerators, and even office cubicles with these glorious items that will have you be the next hot topic at the water cooler!

    Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes Album Cover
    • Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes Album Cover

    Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes Album Cover

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    $15.00

    What bedroom, outhouse, or darkroom wouldn't be complete with collectable album covers from The Kinsey Sicks? Show off the brilliant QUARANTUNES album artwork in various sizes on museum-quality paper with a matte finish (as to not upstage the girls!)

    Includes FREE song download!

    Product Details:

    • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil;
    • Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²)
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    Ensemble Magnet
    • Ensemble Magnet

    Ensemble Magnet

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    $5.00

    Winnie, Angel, Trampolina, and Trixie are gorgeously arrayed on a gorgeous magnet!

    Perfect for dieting: Just affix on your refrigerator, and marvel at how easily you've lost your appetite after staring into our eyes (and our thighs!)

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    Classic Quartet Magnet
    • Classic Quartet Magnet

    Classic Quartet Magnet

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    $5.00

    Winnie, Trampolina, Trixie, and our Emeritus Kinsey, Rachel, glare lovingly/naughtily/judgefully at the viewer in this colorful refrigerator magnet... perfect for losing your appetite!

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    Off-Broadway "Dragapella!" Poster

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    $20.00 Save 50.0%!
    $10.00

    This is a limited-edition collector's item for die-hard Kinsey fans. This 14x22 cardstock poster is from The Kinseys' critically acclaimed Off-Broadway show, "DRAGAPELLA! Starring the Kinsey Sicks" at New York's legendary Studio 54. That production was nominated for a Drama Desk Award for Best Lyrics and Lucille Lortel Awards for Best Costumes and Best Musical.

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    Custom Merch FAQ

    Love all of this useless crap with our glorious likeness on them? So do we! In addition to our CDs and DVDs that you can purchase in-person at our shows, The Kinsey Sicks have partnered with the product-on-demand vendor Printful to bring you carefully-curated custom trinkets and not-so-cheapsakes. You won't be able to buy our custom merch at shows, so snatch them up at home now in your underwear!

    Because our custom items are made on-demand, we made this handy FAQ (hey, FAQ you too!)

    • When will I get my order?
      • Because every item is made on-demand (that is, when you order it), there is a 2-7 business day lead time to create your item(s) before it's shipped. 
    • What are your shipping times and rates?
      • Once an item is made, it will arrive 4-5 days after (for most US orders; longer for International orders) 
      • We charge $3.50-$7 for flat rate shipping depending on the weight of the product. Order more of a particular product, and shipping drops to $1-$2.50 per item.
    • I love a good deal - Is there a volume discount?
      • Not at this time - BUT - your shipping costs are significantly lower for additional items, depending on their weight (see above)
    • These prices seem a little high... Did you go overboard on your markup?
      • Unlike our media and Magnets that we sell at shows, which we are able to order in bulk and charge a modest markup, every item from Printful is made on demand, by loving nympho elves who fart rainbows and sneeze glitter.* This means you can get all of the custom Kinsey Sicks merchandise any time of the year and not just at our shows.
        *We may or may not have made up the elf nymphs.
    • Why are the Shirts and Hoodies unisex sizes?
      • All of our Shirts and Hoodies are unisex by design, to make them most accessible to as many bodies as possible. You wouldn't expect us to miss an opportunity to embrace all of our fans, would you?
    •  Can I buy these items at the shows on your Calendar?
      • Great question - Nope! With the exceptions of the Ensemble Magnet and Quarantunes T-Shirt, this merchandise is sold exclusively online, BUT the good news is we will happily sign and otherwise defile any custom Kinsey Sicks merchandise you purchase and bring to one of our shows!