$25.00
Inspired by Trampolina's whimsical QUARANTUNES album artwork by Trampolina and integrating Trixie's dazzling costume designs, our newest Dragapella® apparel is sure to please and keep you in silly style!
Kinsey Sicks Merch
You may love us for our Dragapella®, but when you long for more than a Kinsey Sicks CD, DVD, or Download, we have the mugs, hats, shirts, magnets, and phone cases suitable for our most ardent fan - YOU! We've curated a diverse array of gorgeous imagery, from our classic and most popular designs to brand new colorful creations. Most importantly, every purchase keeps Dragapella® alive while enabling your highly-appreciated AND highly-questionable taste!
New Arrivals!
Snatch up the latest Dragapella® Merch from gorgeous new Enamel Pins to a whole line of goodies with stunning full-color graphics featuring your favorite Fabulous Foursome! Shop now and keep scrolling for our whole Kinsey catalog of crap!
$10.00
Take the girls everywhere you go with this high-quality collectible enamel pin inspired by the Quarantunes album cover and designed meticulously by our very own Trampolina!
Product Features
- Measures 1.5" in diameter
- Pressed metal construction
- Secures with two pins and plastic backs
$5.00
The newest edition of our fridge magnet is here! Now featuring the Fabulous Foursome belting, billowing, blowing, and baffling with microphones. This vibrant full-color magnet is sure to pop and bring delights and gasps alike in kitchens, medicine cabinets, dingy archives, and damp elevator shafts!
$20.00
Our timeless T-Shirt now updated with the Kinsey Sicks in glorious living color! With a variety of colors that complement each of your favorite Kinsey and a variety of sizes to complement all sorts of bodies, what more could you want?!
Product Details:
- Black & Navy are 100% ring-spun cotton
- True Royal is 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Heather Blue, Heather Raspberry, and Heather True Royal are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
$23.50
A top-selling top not just for tops! This stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan features a combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
$43.00
Cozy up in this deliciously-versatile Zip Hoodie with a flash of sass, perfect for when you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake at the nudist colony, or simply need something comfy to throw on for the morning after. This lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the way to go.
• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
$35.00
A classic update on a pull-over featuring the Fabulous Foursome! A delightful hood and yes, ladies, there's a pocket!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
$21.00
Life's a beach, so live it up with the Fabulous Foursome with this classic tank top featuring quality cotton and unparalleled softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
$15.50
This sleek iPhone gets the Dragapella® treatment with the vibrant new Fabulous Foursome! Not only does this case protect your iPhone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt, it also has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off (not unlike Trixie's clothes), with precisely aligned port openings (also not unlike Trixie's clothes).
• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
• Wireless charging compatible
• The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️WARNING! This product can expose you to chemicals including Bisphenol A (BPA), which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
$15.50
This case for the Samsung Galaxy line of phones provides protection with a heavy dash of Dragapella®. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes... you know, for sticking things into!
• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• 0.02″ (0.5 mm) raised bezel
• See-through sides
• Wireless charging compatible
• Easy to take on and off
⚠️WARNING! This product can expose you to chemicals including Bisphenol A (BPA), which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
$16.00
Enjoy this delicious, vibrant mug with the cast of the Kinsey Sicks - each one more thirsty than the last! Liven up your tea time with this full-color mug brimming with Dragapella®!
Product Details:
- Ceramic
- Volume: 11 oz
- Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
- Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
$27.00
The Fabulous Foursome come to everyone's favorite bottle. Thanks to its handy insulated wall, this is THE item for Summer. Whether you're sweltering in Miami or freezing in the Bay Area, it will keep your water cold and your coffee hot!
Product Details:
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
- Blank product sourced from China
$22.00
Little ones will go goo-goo over these fabulously fitted bodysuits for baby! Featuring the gorgeous Kinsey Sicks cast of Winnie, Angel, Trampolina, and Trixie, these duds will be the hit at family reunions, playdates, and your mohel!
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
- Side-seamed
Prices do not include tax and shipping costs
Apparel
Popular appealing apparel from The Kinsey Sicks for every age, size, and style! From baby onesies to cozy hoodies, doll up the whole damn family in these Dragapella® duds!
$25.00
Inspired by Trampolina's whimsical QUARANTUNES album artwork by Trampolina and integrating Trixie's dazzling costume designs, our newest Dragapella® apparel is sure to please and keep you in silly style!
$20.00
Our timeless T-Shirt now updated with the Kinsey Sicks in glorious living color! With a variety of colors that complement each of your favorite Kinsey and a variety of sizes to complement all sorts of bodies, what more could you want?!
Product Details:
- Black & Navy are 100% ring-spun cotton
- True Royal is 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Heather Blue, Heather Raspberry, and Heather True Royal are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
$20.00
Enjoy the glorious QUARANTUNES album art on these vibrant T-Shirts. The unisex cut and generous shape make these particularly comfortable to wear while lounging at home, listening to QUARANTUNES or at a Kinsey Sicks show!
Product Details:
- Black, Navy, Aqua, and Gold are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
$20.00
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
$23.50
A top-selling top not just for tops! This stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan features a combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
$23.50
A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
$23.50
A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
$43.00
Cozy up in this deliciously-versatile Zip Hoodie with a flash of sass, perfect for when you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake at the nudist colony, or simply need something comfy to throw on for the morning after. This lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the way to go.
• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
$43.00
For when you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake, or simply need something comfy to throw on, this lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the way to go.
• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
$35.00
A classic update on a pull-over featuring the Fabulous Foursome! A delightful hood and yes, ladies, there's a pocket!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
$35.00
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
$22.00
Little ones will go goo-goo over these fabulously fitted bodysuits for baby! Featuring the gorgeous Kinsey Sicks cast of Winnie, Angel, Trampolina, and Trixie, these duds will be the hit at family reunions, playdates, and your mohel!
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
- Side-seamed
$22.00
Go gaga over our latest cartoon creation by our very own Trampolina! It's the Dragapella® Quarantunes artwork now available for our newest fans who are destined to throw up all over us!
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
- Side-seamed construction
- Envelope neckline
- Three-snap leg closure
$22.00
Doll up the little darlings in your life in Dragapella®! This Classic Cartoon design (by our original Winnie) looks good on any newborn - and goes well with all sorts of slobber, spit-up, and baby food - just like Angel!
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
- Side-seamed construction
- Envelope neckline
- Three-snap leg closure
Prices do not include tax and shipping costs
SmartPhone Cases
iPhone Cases
(Fits models: iPhone 7/8, iPhone 7 Plus/8 Plus, iPhone X/XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone SE, iPhone 12 mini, iPhone 12, iPhone 12 Pro, iPhone 12 Pro Max, iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini, iPhone 13 Pro, iPhone 13 Pro Max, iPhone 14, iPhone 14 Plus iPhone 14 Pro, iPhone Pro Max)
$15.50
This sleek iPhone gets the Dragapella® treatment with the vibrant new Fabulous Foursome! Not only does this case protect your iPhone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt, it also has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off (not unlike Trixie's clothes), with precisely aligned port openings (also not unlike Trixie's clothes).
• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
• Wireless charging compatible
• The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️WARNING! This product can expose you to chemicals including Bisphenol A (BPA), which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
$15.50
This sleek iPhone case features our looney new Quarantunes graphics (designed by Trampolina, of course)! Not only does this case protect your iPhone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt, it also has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off (not unlike Trixie's clothes), with precisely aligned port openings (also not unlike Trixie's clothes).
• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
• Wireless charging compatible
• The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️WARNING! This product can expose you to chemicals including Bisphenol A (BPA), which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.