***ANNOUNCEMENT Re: COVID-19***

Updated: May 18, 2020

Each of us in The Kinsey Sicks values the health and safety of our fans, and we want to take every precaution to protect that, especially in light of the growing situation surrounding the coronavirus pandemic. With its uncertain effects over the next few weeks or months, we must, unfortunately, cancel our upcoming performances in the Spring and Summer.

For those of you who were looking forward to our shows throughout the East Coast - and who may have already purchased tickets - please know that we are working with each venue to accommodate cancellations and reschedule these cities as soon as it is safe and we are able. Please stay tuned for new dates. 

Thank you for your understanding and continued support. Do take care of yourselves, your loved ones, and your neighbors; and stay safe and informed. We hope to see you soon.

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The Kinsey Sicks in "Electile Dysfunction"

The Kinsey Sicks in "Electile Dysfunction"

Martinis Above 4th, 3940 Fourth Ave, San Diego, CA 92103

Doors open at 6pm for Dinner and Seating

The girls return with their presidential campaign to San Diego's premier cabaret supper club! The award-winning Martinis Above 4th features live entertainment with acts from L.A., New York, and beyond. Enjoy a hip, eclectic dining experience in an upscale, yet un-stuffy environment while enjoying incredible entertainment presented on the MA4 Main Stage.

MA4 offers the finest American Cuisine with an eclectic menu focused on highlighting seasonal flavors and showcasing the craft of their culinary team.

But their most impressive feature is their selection of handcrafted martinis. That’s why it’s in their name! Over 100 award-winning specialty martinis are available including an extensive collection of spirits, wine and beer!

MA4 brings all the necessary elements together for a great night of food, drinks and entertainment and delivers it to you with style, sophistication and, most of all, FUN!

(Dates pending public gathering restrictions; ticketing will be available as soon as we are able.)

The Kinsey Sicks in "Electile Dysfunction!"

The Kinsey Sicks in "Electile Dysfunction!"

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OASIS, 298 Eleventh St. , San Francisco CA 94103

The girls continue their presidential campaign in the city of their virgin birth: San Francisco!

San Francisco Drag legends Heklina and D’Arcy Drollinger opened the internationally acclaimed nightclub, OASIS, New Years Day 2015 in the heart of San Francisco’s SOMA district. OASIS offers an unforgettable San Francisco nightlife experience in an 8,000 square foot converted gay bathhouse. Voted Best of the Bay 2016 in multiple categories by the Bay Guardian: Best Gay Nightclub 2016, Best Drag Show 2016 (MOTHER) and Best Club Night 2016 (Swagger Like Us). OASIS has also been recognized as the Best New Nightclub of 2015 by both the SF Weekly and the B.A.R., and one of the Best Places to Play 2015 SF Magazine.

(Dates pending public gathering restrictions; ticketing will be available as soon as we are able.)

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Show DescriptionS

Electile Dysfunction

If you love Donald Trump, you’ll hate this show! 

Join The Kinsey Sicks as Angel, Trampolina, Trixie and Winnie campaign to become the first Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet to be elected President of the United States on the Republican ticket. 

How, you may ask? 

“We don’t think Donald Trump has gone far enough,” noted a spokesmodel for the group. “We can sink even lower.” Critics who have reviewed The Kinsey Sicks agree the group presents Mr Trump with a formidable challenge 

Watch as the gals take (a)back America by out-pandering, out-conspiracy theorizing, and out-outlandishing the current President through sharp-witted original songs and biting parodies that are delivered in glorious four-part harmony.

Things You Shouldn't Say

This is the remarkable true story of four friends from San Francisco who had a life-changing epiphany at a Bette Midler concert that led to them to form The Kinsey Sicks in an effort to find joy during the darkest days of the AIDS crisis. Now that the era of Trumpism is upon us, they’re sharing their hilarious, inspiring and at times heartbreaking tale, and showing that hatred and deceit can be fought with humor and heart. 

This show was a smash hit Off-Broadway at New York’s fabled SoHo Playhouse. Critics have described the show as “powerful,” “provocative,” “delicious,” “subversive,” “hilarious,” “stirring,” “exquisite,” “electric,” “outrageous," “heartbreaking," “brave,” “mesmerizing,” “flawless,” “superb," "incredibly moving,” ”inventively diabolical,” “riotously funny,” "vitally significant,” “an absolute must watch," and "theater at its BEST"! 

So come join America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet as they lead us all in resisting these new dark times with laughter, integrity, and heroically high hair in an unforgettable new musical exploring Trumpism, racism, AIDS, extreme macramé, oblong vegetables and, of course, Bette Midler.