Quarantunes!

Quarantunes

The Kinsey Sicks

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2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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Selected Music from our 9 albums

(For a complete discography, see below!)

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GreatesTits: The 25th Anniversary Collection

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The definitive Dragapella® collection celebrating 25 years of The Kinsey Sicks. Includes previously unreleased music and live content.

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- The Complete Discography -

Eight is Enough

The Kinsey Sicks

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Move over, Pitch Perfect! THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet for over twenty years, release our ninth album, Eight Is Enough!

On Eight Is Enough, THE KINSEY SICKS take on political satire in our own inimitable way. We mischievously retool Irving Berlin (“Putin in the Ritz”), skewer right-wing media (“What Does Fox News Say?”) and offer our, uh...unique perspectives on such issues as gun control (“Get a Gun”) and feminism (“Girls Like”). And if that doesn’t offend you, we twist childhood classics you’ll never hear the same way again (“A Whole New Hole”, “Pretty Sh*tty Gang Bang”, and more!)

In addition to original songs penned by KINSEY SICKS co-founder and lyricist Ben Schatz, the album includes wicked parodies that re-purpose music ranging from Pharrell and Carole King to an old Shirley Temple tune thrown in for good measure. The biting satire is complemented by the customary KINSEY SICKS servings of raunch, making Eight Is Enough perfect not only for savvy listeners but for their low-brow friends and family as well. The album is performed by THE KINSEY SICKS entirely in glorious four-part a cappella harmony.

Special to fans and new listeners alike, the album features original founding member Irwin Keller, who retired from the group in 2014, and the group’s newest ingénue, Nathan Marken, rounding out a majority of the bass vocals as Winnie.

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Electile Dysfunction

The Kinsey Sicks

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In this album, The Kinsey Sicks LLC is hitting the campaign trail to be your next president (after all, corporations are now officially people too).

Based on their hit musical of the same name, the Dragapella® divas present their views on education, immigration, unemployment, scandal, sex, corruption, airport security, drilling and social networking — and all in glorious 4-part harmony. The original songs and brilliant re-imaginings of classics on this album include such numbers as "Sell the Poor," "Eliminate the Schools," and their campaign anthem, "Vote for Me (I'm Not From Kenya)."

Also available on iTunes.

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Each Hit & I

The Kinsey Sicks

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It's an album title that has to be said out loud. Really.

The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their Sweet Sicks-teen by unleashing their most thrillingly objectionable CD yet. "Each Hit & I" is bursting at the seams with 20 gorgeous and unforgivable tracks, including the soon to be classics, "Necrophilia," "Things You Shouldn't Say" and "Tranny Boy." From Abba to Opera, this album will keep you buzzing like a cheap drug.

The enclosed 28-page booklet (available only with CD purchase) contains personal commentary by the Kinseys, vintage photos, and secret messages visible only through secret decoder glasses.

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Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!

The Kinsey Sicks

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The Kinsey Sicks's sixth and sickest effort!

Featuring 17 songs and, more importantly, naked photos of America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, this album is guaranteed to disturb more senses than any of the group's five previous releases. Devilishly delightful tracks include: "Botoxic", "Be a Slut", "Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys' signature anthem, "We Arm the World."

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Oy Vey in a Manger

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Holy Hadassah - your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of!

This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic of cannibalism, "Soylent Night."

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I Wanna Be a Republican

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Refusing to be part of any party that would have them as members, the stars change their stripes and become Republicans in this album.

Tracks include "When You're Good to Dubya," "Rent a Homo" and "I've Been through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD)." PLUS an exciting video clip!

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