Selected Music from our 9 albums

(For a complete discography, see below!)

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- THE COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY-

Eight is Enough

The Kinsey Sicks

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Move over, Pitch Perfect! THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet for over twenty years, release our ninth album, Eight Is Enough!

On Eight Is Enough, THE KINSEY SICKS take on political satire in our own inimitable way. We mischievously retool Irving Berlin (“Putin in the Ritz”), skewer right-wing media (“What Does Fox News Say?”) and offer our, uh...unique perspectives on such issues as gun control (“Get a Gun”) and feminism (“Girls Like”). And if that doesn’t offend you, we twist childhood classics you’ll never hear the same way again (“A Whole New Hole”, “Pretty Sh*tty Gang Bang”, and more!)

In addition to original songs penned by KINSEY SICKS co-founder and lyricist Ben Schatz, the album includes wicked parodies that re-purpose music ranging from Pharrell and Carole King to an old Shirley Temple tune thrown in for good measure. The biting satire is complemented by the customary KINSEY SICKS servings of raunch, making Eight Is Enough perfect not only for savvy listeners but for their low-brow friends and family as well. The album is performed by THE KINSEY SICKS entirely in glorious four-part a cappella harmony.

Special to fans and new listeners alike, the album features original founding member Irwin Keller, who retired from the group in 2014, and the group’s newest ingénue, Nathan Marken, rounding out a majority of the bass vocals as Winnie.

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Each Hit & I

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It's an album title that has to be said out loud. Really.

The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their Sweet Sicks-teen by unleashing their most thrillingly objectionable CD yet. "Each Hit & I" is bursting at the seams with 20 gorgeous and unforgivable tracks, including the soon to be classics, "Necrophilia," "Things You Shouldn't Say" and "Tranny Boy." From Abba to Opera, this album will keep you buzzing like a cheap drug.

The enclosed 28-page booklet contains personal commentary by the Kinseys, vintage photos, and secret messages visible only through secret decoder glasses.

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Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!

The Kinsey Sicks

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The Kinsey Sicks's sixth and sickest effort!

Featuring 17 songs and, more importantly, naked photos of America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, this album is guaranteed to disturb more senses than any of the group's five previous releases. Devilishly delightful tracks include: "Botoxic", "Be a Slut", "Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys' signature anthem, "We Arm the World."

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Electile Dysfunction

The Kinsey Sicks

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In this album, The Kinsey Sicks LLC is hitting the campaign trail to be your next president (after all, corporations are now officially people too).

Based on their hit musical of the same name, the Dragapella® divas present their views on education, immigration, unemployment, scandal, sex, corruption, airport security, drilling and social networking — and all in glorious 4-part harmony. The original songs and brilliant re-imaginings of classics on this album include such numbers as "Sell the Poor," "Eliminate the Schools," and their campaign anthem, "Vote for Me (I'm Not From Kenya)."

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Oy Vey in a Manger

The Kinsey Sicks

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Holy Hadassah - your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of!

This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic of cannibalism, "Soylent Night."

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I Wanna Be a Republican

The Kinsey Sicks

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Refusing to be part of any party that would have them as members, the stars change their stripes and become Republicans in this album.

Tracks include "When You're Good to Dubya," "Rent a Homo" and "I've Been through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD)." PLUS an exciting video clip!

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Sicks in the City

The Kinsey Sicks

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The Kinseys' third strike!

Featuring songs from their Off-Broadway hit, "Dragapella! Starring The Kinsey Sicks" and more. This album includes "It's Crystal Time in the City", "Cruise People Uglier Than You", "Sexy Underwear" and other equally unpalatable material. Based on their hit musical of the same name, the Dragapella® divas present their views on education, immigration, unemployment, scandal, sex, corruption, airport security, drilling and social networking — and all in glorious 4-part harmony. The original songs and brilliant re-imaginings of classics on this album include such numbers as "Sell the Poor," "Eliminate the Schools," and their campaign anthem, "Vote for Me (I'm Not From Kenya)."

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Boyz 2 Girlz

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Proving that The Kinsey Sicks don't learn from their mistakes, their second albumm features 19 completely new and appalling tracks. Includes: "Titanic: Why Does Celine Go On?" "Where the Goys Are", "I Will Swallow Him", "Baby Dyke", and the Yiddish classic, "Papirossen."

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