Selected Music from our 9 albums

(For a complete discography, see below!)

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  1. 1 Get a Gun 01:28
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  2. 2 Sikh to Sheik 03:26
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  3. 3 South of the Border 02:40
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  4. 4 Let it Grow 03:41
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  5. 5 What Does Money Buy 03:17
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  6. 6 Toucha Touch Me TSA Security 02:42
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  7. 7 Tsk Tsk 02:30
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  8. 8 A Whole New Hole 02:34
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  9. 9 All the White Places 02:55
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  10. 10 We Arm the World 04:11
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  11. 11 I Will Watch YouTube 03:19
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  12. 12 Be a Slut - LIVE 06:09
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  13. 13 Jerry's Song - LIVE 04:09
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- THE COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY-

Eight is Enough

The Kinsey Sicks

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Move over, Pitch Perfect! THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet for over twenty years, release our ninth album, Eight Is Enough!

On Eight Is Enough, THE KINSEY SICKS take on political satire in our own inimitable way. We mischievously retool Irving Berlin (“Putin in the Ritz”), skewer right-wing media (“What Does Fox News Say?”) and offer our, uh...unique perspectives on such issues as gun control (“Get a Gun”) and feminism (“Girls Like”). And if that doesn’t offend you, we twist childhood classics you’ll never hear the same way again (“A Whole New Hole”, “Pretty Sh*tty Gang Bang”, and more!)

In addition to original songs penned by KINSEY SICKS co-founder and lyricist Ben Schatz, the album includes wicked parodies that re-purpose music ranging from Pharrell and Carole King to an old Shirley Temple tune thrown in for good measure. The biting satire is complemented by the customary KINSEY SICKS servings of raunch, making Eight Is Enough perfect not only for savvy listeners but for their low-brow friends and family as well. The album is performed by THE KINSEY SICKS entirely in glorious four-part a cappella harmony.

Special to fans and new listeners alike, the album features original founding member Irwin Keller, who retired from the group in 2014, and the group’s newest ingénue, Nathan Marken, rounding out a majority of the bass vocals as Winnie.

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  1. 1 Welcome to Our 9th Album 00:12
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  2. 2 Crappy 03:23
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  3. 3 Why the Fuck Aren't We Famous 02:21
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  4. 4 America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild 02:20
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  5. 5 Unnatural Women 03:15
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  6. 6 Putin in the Ritz 02:32
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  7. 7 Get a Gun 01:28
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  8. 8 I Look Fine 02:13
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  9. 9 The Dragapella Shuffle 02:17
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  10. 10 Fill Me With Your Love 03:08
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  11. 11 What Does Fox News Say 03:20
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  12. 12 Enemal Crackers 01:51
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  13. 13 There Are Worse Things Than Getting Hurt 02:09
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  14. 14 Surprise Yourself 02:42
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  15. 15 Trampy's Meltdown 00:43
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  16. 16 No Small Feat 02:10
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  17. 17 Girls Like 01:45
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  18. 18 A Whole New Hole 02:34
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  19. 19 Ode to a Mercy Fuck 01:54
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  20. 20 Rachel's Hairbrained Fairy Tale 00:49
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  21. 21 Let it Grow 03:41
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  22. 22 Pretty Shitty Gang Bang 01:43
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  23. 23 Preach, Shout and Judge (Your Fellow Man) 03:58
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  24. 24 Why Are You Still Listening 00:14
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  25. 25 Hidden Track 04:37
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Each Hit & I

The Kinsey Sicks

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It's an album title that has to be said out loud. Really.

The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their Sweet Sicks-teen by unleashing their most thrillingly objectionable CD yet. "Each Hit & I" is bursting at the seams with 20 gorgeous and unforgivable tracks, including the soon to be classics, "Necrophilia," "Things You Shouldn't Say" and "Tranny Boy." From Abba to Opera, this album will keep you buzzing like a cheap drug.

The enclosed 28-page booklet contains personal commentary by the Kinseys, vintage photos, and secret messages visible only through secret decoder glasses.

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  1. 1 Wake the Fuck Up America 02:05
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  2. 2 See You When Tea is Drinkable 03:37
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  3. 3 Obama Self 03:24
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  4. 4 Decaf 02:42
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  5. 5 Dead 02:50
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  6. 6 Tranny Boy 03:44
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  7. 7 Things You Shouldn't Say 05:10
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  8. 8 Gonorrhea 03:24
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  9. 9 Why Can't We Love Like the Animals Do 02:19
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  10. 10 Necrophilia 01:45
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  11. 11 Sour Duet from Lakme 02:36
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  12. 12 Fertilizer 02:37
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  13. 13 Stay Tuned 00:19
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  14. 14 Who Wants to be Executed 00:40
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  15. 15 Macho Man 03:11
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  16. 16 I Kissed a Gull 02:54
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  17. 17 Waltzing My Dildo 03:08
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  18. 18 Jerry's Song 04:27
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  19. 19 All Boy Singer Ladies 03:40
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  20. 20 This Puta's Paid For Squawking 01:38
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Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!

The Kinsey Sicks

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The Kinsey Sicks's sixth and sickest effort!

Featuring 17 songs and, more importantly, naked photos of America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, this album is guaranteed to disturb more senses than any of the group's five previous releases. Devilishly delightful tracks include: "Botoxic", "Be a Slut", "Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys' signature anthem, "We Arm the World."

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  1. 1 Send in the Clones 02:25
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  2. 2 Trixie 02:29
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  3. 3 It's in His Piss 02:23
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  4. 4 Opa and Grandma 03:09
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  5. 5 Dangerous 03:08
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  6. 6 What Does Money Buy 03:17
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  7. 7 Be a Slut 05:44
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  8. 8 It Wouldn't Be Lovely 02:11
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  9. 9 It Isn't Easy Being Easy 02:14
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  10. 10 Beaver Hair 05:10
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  11. 11 Fisters 01:55
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  12. 12 Provincetown 03:09
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  13. 13 All the White Places 02:55
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  14. 14 Sheepfucking Guy 03:26
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  15. 15 Mariposa 03:10
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  16. 16 Botoxic 03:06
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  17. 17 We Arm the World 04:11
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  18. 18 Shhh... Hidden Track 01:52
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Electile Dysfunction

The Kinsey Sicks

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In this album, The Kinsey Sicks LLC is hitting the campaign trail to be your next president (after all, corporations are now officially people too).

Based on their hit musical of the same name, the Dragapella® divas present their views on education, immigration, unemployment, scandal, sex, corruption, airport security, drilling and social networking — and all in glorious 4-part harmony. The original songs and brilliant re-imaginings of classics on this album include such numbers as "Sell the Poor," "Eliminate the Schools," and their campaign anthem, "Vote for Me (I'm Not From Kenya)."

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  1. 1 Peoria 03:03
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  2. 2 Vote For Me 02:16
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  3. 3 Eliminate the Schools 01:44
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  4. 4 T'aint It Love 02:39
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  5. 5 Yahweh 03:54
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  6. 6 South of the Border 02:40
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  7. 7 Everyone's Coming Up Noses 03:08
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  8. 8 Toucha Touch Me TSA Security 02:42
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  9. 9 Tsk Tsk 02:30
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  10. 10 Satan Baby 02:18
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  11. 11 Love Child - Politician Edition 02:38
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  12. 12 BP is Creepy 02:17
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  13. 13 I Will Watch YouTube 03:19
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  14. 14 Sikh to Sheik 03:26
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  15. 15 Sell the Poor 02:17
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  16. 16 Bedroom Ants 03:42
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Oy Vey in a Manger

The Kinsey Sicks

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Holy Hadassah - your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of!

This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic of cannibalism, "Soylent Night."

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  1. 1 Dragapella! 02:30
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  2. 2 God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians 01:28
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  3. 3 Winnie Looks Radiant! 01:02
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  4. 4 I Had a Little Facial 01:48
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  5. 5 The Story of Christmas 05:52
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  6. 6 Crystal Time in the City 01:53
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  7. 7 The Truth About Chanukah 00:09
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  8. 8 Chanukah Medley (Jews Better Watch Out, Hock Your Wages) 02:28
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  9. 9 Jingle Bells Don't Ask Don't Tell 01:31
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  10. 10 A Lay in a Manger 02:07
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  11. 11 Oh! Hoey Night 03:30
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  12. 12 Rachel Misses Her Family 01:22
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  13. 13 Worry 03:59
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  14. 14 'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli 01:36
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  15. 15 Let's Let the Carolers Sing 00:57
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  16. 16 Christmas Medley 04:28
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  17. 17 Oh Yes. The Donner Party! 01:01
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  18. 18 Soylent Night 02:59
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  19. 19 Macaroona 02:10
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  20. 20 J.C. Who Saves Us From Temptation 00:16
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  21. 21 Jenny Craig Feel My Sorrow 02:03
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  22. 22 What's So Funny About Yiddish 00:59
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  23. 23 Papirossen 06:21
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  24. 24 Harried Little Christmas 02:01
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  25. 25 Bonus Track 04:51
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I Wanna Be a Republican

The Kinsey Sicks

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Refusing to be part of any party that would have them as members, the stars change their stripes and become Republicans in this album.

Tracks include "When You're Good to Dubya," "Rent a Homo" and "I've Been through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD)." PLUS an exciting video clip!

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  1. 1 I Wanna Be a Republican 02:35
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  2. 2 Why Can't We F__k 03:58
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  3. 3 Clean 02:19
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  4. 4 It Easy Being Dumm 02:44
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  5. 5 Be a Slut - LIVE 06:09
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  6. 6 Can't Help Lovin' That Hand - LIVE 03:12
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  7. 7 Rent a Homo 03:05
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  8. 8 Don't Rein in My Buffet 03:06
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  9. 9 The Day We Were - LIVE 03:32
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  10. 10 I've Been Through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD) 04:03
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  11. 11 Lo Que Paso, Paso 03:35
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  12. 12 Jerry's Song - LIVE 04:09
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  13. 13 I Will Always Love Booze 05:18
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  14. 14 When You're Good to Dubya 02:45
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  15. 15 Buy My Pride, Spoken Intro - LIVE 00:48
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  16. 16 Buy My Pride - LIVE 03:51
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  17. 17 Do You Believe I've Lasted This Long 03:54
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Sicks in the City

The Kinsey Sicks

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The Kinseys' third strike!

Featuring songs from their Off-Broadway hit, "Dragapella! Starring The Kinsey Sicks" and more. This album includes "It's Crystal Time in the City", "Cruise People Uglier Than You", "Sexy Underwear" and other equally unpalatable material. Based on their hit musical of the same name, the Dragapella® divas present their views on education, immigration, unemployment, scandal, sex, corruption, airport security, drilling and social networking — and all in glorious 4-part harmony. The original songs and brilliant re-imaginings of classics on this album include such numbers as "Sell the Poor," "Eliminate the Schools," and their campaign anthem, "Vote for Me (I'm Not From Kenya)."

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  1. 1 You're Scaring Us 03:09
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  2. 2 Locked Out of the Chapel of Love 00:08
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  3. 3 Amor, Amor 02:50
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  4. 4 Cruise People Uglier Than You 03:36
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  5. 5 Don't Let There Be a Morning After 02:03
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  6. 6 Ad Nauseum 02:20
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  7. 7 Bugle Boy on Avenue B 02:48
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  8. 8 What You Never Told Me 02:27
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  9. 9 MCI 03:35
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  10. 10 Dubya 02:04
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  11. 11 Fetish 02:42
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  12. 12 Leaning Close 03:56
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  13. 13 Crystal Time 01:45
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  14. 14 Snatchmaker Snatchmaker 03:03
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  15. 15 Nice Jewish Girls 04:15
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  16. 16 Proud Marys 02:58
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  17. 17 Everybody Love a Drag Queen 03:26
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  18. 18 Sexy Underwear 05:14
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Boyz 2 Girlz

The Kinsey Sicks

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Proving that The Kinsey Sicks don't learn from their mistakes, their second albumm features 19 completely new and appalling tracks. Includes: "Titanic: Why Does Celine Go On?" "Where the Goys Are", "I Will Swallow Him", "Baby Dyke", and the Yiddish classic, "Papirossen."

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  1. 1 Diva! 00:50
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  2. 2 The Group Kinsey Sicks 02:19
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  3. 3 Where the Goys Are 02:23
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  4. 4 I Will Swallow Him 03:08
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  5. 5 Gay Sera Sera 02:03
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  6. 6 Baby Dyke 02:42
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  7. 7 Song For an Answering Machine 03:33
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  8. 8 Dead Princess 02:51
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  9. 9 Queen of the Nile 04:16
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  10. 10 April Sat On My Master's Face 02:27
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  11. 11 El Niño 03:21
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  12. 12 Gay, Straight, or Bi, a Kiss if Just a Kiss 01:52
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  13. 13 Wear Names 03:35
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  14. 14 Baby in the Bathtub 00:41
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  15. 15 I Wish You Peace 04:19
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  16. 16 Titanic - Why Does Celine Go on 05:06
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  17. 17 Inflatable 02:49
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  18. 18 Papirossen 06:14
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  19. 19 Anal Warts - A Singalong 06:45
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Dragapella!

The Kinsey Sicks

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The Kinsey Sicks' debut album! 19 tracks teeming with tantalizing a cappella and tart satire. Includes Kinsey Sicks hits: "Don't Be Happy - Worry", "Beaver", "AZT", "Proud Marys", and more!

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  1. 1 Brava! 00:42
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  2. 2 Gentle Loving People 02:35
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  3. 3 Kinsey Sicks Theme Song 03:34
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  4. 4 Take Me Home to Meet Your Mama 03:08
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  5. 5 Lifesize Jesus 04:36
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  6. 6 Men Are Pigs But Why Keep Kosher 02:23
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  7. 7 Be Here Next Year 02:04
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  8. 8 The Rose 03:11
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  9. 9 Impossible Mission 01:13
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  10. 10 Begoña's Song 04:14
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  11. 11 Self Esteem 03:37
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  12. 12 Keep Your Hands Away 01:51
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  13. 13 Worry 05:03
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  14. 14 Proud Marys 03:28
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  15. 15 AZT 02:10
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  16. 16 I Wish I Knew How it Would Feel to be Free 03:42
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  17. 17 Baster Baby Blues 02:46
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  18. 18 Macaroona 00:38
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  19. 19 Beaver 06:29
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