LATEST Release: Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!

Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD
  • Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD
  • Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD
  • Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD
  • Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD

Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD

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The Kinsey Sicks now claim a dozen albums to their name with the release of Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!, a LIVE recording from their latest hit show of the same name that tackles the latest right-wing hysteria-fueled attacks on drag queens and the LGBTQ+ community head-on as only The Kinsey Sicks can: with naughty nursery rhymes and dirty

The Kinsey Sicks now claim a dozen albums to their name with the release of Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!, a LIVE recording from their latest hit show of the same name that tackles the latest right-wing hysteria-fueled attacks on drag queens and the LGBTQ+ community head-on as only The Kinsey Sicks can: with naughty nursery rhymes and dirty Disney parodies to ruin your favorite childhood diddies! No song is sacred, no topic is too taboo.

Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild! features a dozen new Dragapella® parodies as America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet bring their most outrageous shtick and songs from the stage to the stereo with 20 tracks from a “Tour-de-force of a show that’s a veritable blend of below-the-belt humour and astute political satire...all set to pitch-perfect harmonies" (The List, UK). Serving up equal parts heart and sass, the world's most most subversive drag troupe proves they won’t take scapegoating quietly or lying down – at least not without consent!

CD includes glorious artwork crafted by our very own Trampolina!

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Drag Queen Storytime Gone Wild!: CD
*NEW* Dragapella® Coloring & Activity Book - LIMITED EDITION
*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Enamel Pin
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CDs

Oy Vey in a Manger: Live from Washington, DC: CD
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: Live from Washington, DC: CD
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: Live from Washington, DC: CD
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Our heretical holiday hit is back and better than ever in this new LIVE recording of Oy Vey in a Manger!

Faced with foreclosure on their manger – yes, that manger – Angel, Winnie, Trixie, and Trampolina frantically try to sell off their hallowed home in a hurry! Prepare to have your favorite holiday classics ruined as crises arise, secrets are revealed, Jewish-Gentile tensions surface, and mayhem ensues – all in glorious four-part harmony.

The Kinsey Sicks delight in their Dragapella® take on timeless tunes such as “Lusty the Snowman,” a naughty ditty detailing the exploits of a certain snow creature, "Santa Claus is Coming too Soon," a risque take on Santa's early arrival, and the Christmas culinary classic, “Soylent Night.” No longer relegated to the back end of the seasonal decor aisle, the group indulges in hilarious Jewish satire with the popular parody "Don’t be Happy, Worry,” the Chanukah spa classic “I Had a Little Facial,” and introduces their original Jewish feminist anthem, “Nice Jewish Girls.”

Always aware of the political climate, The Kinsey Sicks take a break in celebrating the “War on Christmas” to take on hot topics of immigration (“Anchor Baby”) and gun control (“Get a Gun”) in this new edition of Oy Vey In a Manger.

Recorded Live at Theater J at the Edlavitch Jewish Community Center in Washington, DC. Released December 16, 2022

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Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD

Quarantunes: CD

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2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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Eight is Enough: CD
  • Eight is Enough: CD
  • Eight is Enough: CD

Eight is Enough: CD

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Move over, Pitch Perfect! THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet for over twenty years, are set to release our ninth album, Eight Is Enough!

On Eight Is Enough, THE KINSEY SICKS take on political satire in our own inimitable way. We mischievously retool Irving Berlin (“Putin in the Ritz”), skewer right-wing media (“What Does Fox News Say?”) and offer our, uh...unique perspectives on such issues as gun control (“Get a Gun”) and feminism (“Girls Like”). And if that doesn’t offend you, we twist childhood classics you’ll never hear the same way again (“A Whole New Hole”, “Pretty Sh*tty Gang Bang”, and more!)

In addition to original songs penned by KINSEY SICKS co-founder and lyricist Ben Schatz, the album includes wicked parodies that re-purpose music ranging from Pharrell and Carole King to an old Shirley Temple tune thrown in for good measure. The biting satire is complemented by the customary KINSEY SICKS servings of raunch, making Eight Is Enough perfect not only for savvy listeners but for their low-brow friends and family as well. The album is performed by THE KINSEY SICKS entirely in glorious four-part a cappella harmony.

Special to fans and new listeners alike, the album features original founding member Irwin Keller, who retired from the group in 2014, and the group’s newest ingénue, Nathan Marken, rounding out a majority of the bass vocals as Winnie.

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Electile Dysfunction: CD
  • Electile Dysfunction: CD

Electile Dysfunction: CD

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In this album, The Kinsey Sicks LLC is hitting the campaign trail to be your next president (after all, corporations are now officially people too).

Based on the Kinseys' hit musical of the same name, the Dragapella® divas present their views on education, immigration, unemployment, scandal, sex, corruption, airport security, drilling and social networking — and all in glorious 4-part harmony.

The original songs and brilliant re-imaginings of classics on this album include such numbers as "Sell the Poor," "Eliminate the Schools," and their campaign anthem, "Vote for Me (I'm Not From Kenya)."

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Each Hit & I: CD
  • Each Hit & I: CD

Each Hit & I: CD

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It's an album title that has to be said out loud. Really.

The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their Sweet Sicks-teen by unleashing their most thrillingly objectionable CD yet. "Each Hit & I" is bursting at the seams with 20 gorgeous and unforgivable tracks, including the soon to be classics, "Necrophilia," "Things You Shouldn't Say" and "Gonorrhea." From Abba to Opera, this album will keep you buzzing like a cheap drug.

The enclosed 28-page booklet contains personal commentary by the Kinseys, vintage photos and secret messages visible only through secret decoder glasses.

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Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!: CD
  • Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!: CD

Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!: CD

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The Kinsey Sicks's sixth and sickest effort!

Featuring 17 songs and, more importantly, naked photos of America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, this album is guaranteed to disturb more senses than any of the group's five previous releases.

Devilishly delightful tracks include: "Botoxic", "Be a Slut", "Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys' signature anthem, "We Arm the World."

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Oy Vey in a Manger: CD
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: CD

Oy Vey in a Manger: CD

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Holy Hadassah - your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of!

This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic of cannibalism, "Soylent Night."

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I Wanna Be a Republican: CD
  • I Wanna Be a Republican: CD

I Wanna Be a Republican: CD

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Refusing to be part of any party that would have them as members, the stars change their stripes and become Republicans in this CD.

Tracks include "When You're Good to Dubya," "Rent a Homo" and "I've Been through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD)."

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Sicks in the City: CD
  • Sicks in the City: CD

Sicks in the City: CD

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The Kinseys' third strike! Featuring songs from their Off-Broadway hit, "Dragapella! Starring The Kinsey Sicks" and more.

This album includes "It's Crystal Time in the City," "Cruise People Uglier Than You," "Sexy Underwear" and other equally unpalatable material.

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Boyz 2 Girlz: CD
  • Boyz 2 Girlz: CD

Boyz 2 Girlz: CD

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Proving that The Kinsey Sicks don't learn from their mistakes, their second album features 19 completely new and appalling tracks.

Includes: "Titanic: Why Does Celine Go On?" "Where the Goys Are," "I Will Swallow Him," "Baby Dyke," and the Yiddish classic, "Papirossen."

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Dragapella!: CD
  • Dragapella!: CD

Dragapella!: CD

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The Kinsey Sicks' debut album!

19 tracks teeming with tantalizing a cappella and tart satire. Includes Kinsey Sicks hits: "Don't Be Happy - Worry", "Beaver", "AZT", "Proud Marys" and more!

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DVDs & Films

Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray
  • Oy Vey in a Manger: DVD & Blu-ray

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Get the live concert of The Kinsey Sicks' heretical holiday hit - the fan favorite now available all year round in revealing HD!

Faced with foreclosure on their manger – yes, that manger – Angel, Winnie, Trixie, and Trampolina frantically try to sell off their hallowed home in a hurry! Prepare to have your favorite holiday classics ruined as crises arise, secrets are revealed, Jewish-Gentile tensions surface, and mayhem ensues – all in glorious four-part harmony.

Filmed LIVE in Washington, DC at Theater J! Available on DVD – and for the first time – a Dragapella® show Blu-ray for a limited time. See our pores like never before!

Delightful cover artwork by our very own Trampolina. Cover photo by Connor Teirney Production photos by Cecilia Hae-Jin Lee

Available on DVD and LIMITED EDITION Blu-ray Runtime: 83 Minutes English Subtitles and Closed Captioning Released December 16, 2022

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Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD
  • Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD

Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD

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The Kinsey Sicks are as excited as Donald Trump at a surprise party thrown by Bob Mueller — we’re releasing a live recording of our critically-acclaimed show, "Things You Shouldn’t Say!" Trust us, you want this DVD!

Critically-praised? Whatever do we mean?

This show was a smash hit Off-Broadway, with critics have describing the show as “powerful,” “provocative,” “delicious,” “subversive,” “hilarious,” “stirring,” “exquisite,” “electric,” “outrageous," “heartbreaking," “brave,” “mesmerizing,” “flawless,” “superb," "incredibly moving,” ”inventively diabolical,” “riotously funny,” "vitally significant,” “an absolute must watch," and "theater its BEST"!

And now you can see this amazing show without leaving home or getting dressed! (Please note that audience nudity is also encouraged at our live performances.) Filmed live in New York City, the DVD is perfect for those of you who’ve already seen the show and have asked for copies of the script, or for those who’ve been wanting to see the show but haven’t wanted to add long-distance airfare to the cost of your ticket purchase.

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Electile Dysfunction - DVD
  • Electile Dysfunction - DVD
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Join The Kinsey Sicks as Rachel, Trampolina, Trixie, and Winnie campaign to become the first Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet to be elected President of the United States on the Republican ticket!

Filmed at the legendary Metropolitan Room in New York with an impressive 8-camera angle shoot, this acclaimed satirical musical follows the gals as they take (a) back America by out-pandering, out-conspiracy theorizing, and out-outlandishing even the most cynical GOP Presidential contenders through sharp-witted original songs and biting parodies that are delivered in glorious four-part harmony.

Please note that these DVDs are only available in NTSC format, which is playable in North America, Japan, the Philippines, South Korea, and most of South America. If you live in a non-NTSC format (PAL or SECAM) country, then you must have a multi-region player, or computer/laptop that can read NTSC formatted DVDs, to view the DVD.

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Live from Edinburgh! - DVD
  • Live from Edinburgh! - DVD

Live from Edinburgh! - DVD

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Relish in The Kinsey Sicks 20th Anniversary show: “America’s Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!”, filmed live amidst the excitement (and considerable sweat) of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

If you couldn’t make it to Edinburgh, get the DVD and see what the London Times described as:

“Wonderfully smart, politically pointed and liberating … examples of The Kinseys’ contagious brand of rib-tickling abound in the tight-knit group’s Edinburgh debut, a hilarious late-night lampoon of reality TV … Other glories tucked into the hour-long show [are] ... both clever and artfully crude … One of the great pleasures of The Kinsey Sicks is the cast’s lovably ribald on-stage alter-egos."

This four camera-shoot was filmed live over two performances during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, with all the excitement, lack of glamor and, well, Fringe-iness that one expects from a Fringe Festival.

Please note that these DVDs are only available in NTSC format, which is playable in North America, Japan, the Philippines, South Korea, and most of South America. If you live in a non-NTSC format (PAL or SECAM) country, then you must have a multi-region player, or computer/laptop that can read NTSC formatted DVDs, to view the DVD.

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Almost Infamous - DVD
  • Almost Infamous - DVD
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“Almost Infamous” is (we are told) a hilarious, compelling and often-poignant behind-the-queens documentary following America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet as they prepare for a prestigious run in Vegas. The film incorporates concert footage, “confession cam” interviews, archival footage (including the group’s 1994 street-corner debut) and animation by Oscar-nominated Bill Plympton.

Directed by Ken Bielenberg and produced by Alonzo Ruvalcaba, the documentary lets you see the guise behind the gals as you've never seen them before. You'll be scarred for life!

“An engaging, exceptional documentary” — MetroWeekly

“Drop dead funny” — Bay Area Reporter

“A terrific documentary...truly riveting” — AfterElton.com

Audience Winner, Best Documentary, — Pittsburgh Lesbian and Gay Film Festival

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I Wanna Be a Republican - DVD
  • I Wanna Be a Republican - DVD

I Wanna Be a Republican - DVD

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Tired of playing Kinsey Sicks albums for friends and having them say, "Wow, do they look as bad as they sound?" Finally, The Kinsey Sicks' DVD, "I Wanna Be a Republican" answers that question with a resounding yes!

The Kinsey Sicks may be trash, but the concert film, released by Eyethink Pictures, is a glorious five-camera shoot that vividly captures the sights, smells, and fear of a live Kinsey Sicks performance.

And if that's not too much, there's more! There's a hilarious blooper reel, two commentary tracks, a multi-camera angle feature, and four songs not bad enough to be included in the film, but sufficiently disturbing to include in the DVD.

What the critics are saying:

"With their tight harmonies, fab ensembles and wicked wit, The Kinsey Sicks more than make up for the fact that some Republicans still exist." - Michael Musto, The Village Voice

"A night of sizzling satire and sexy trash talk...A laugh out loud funny showcase to rival the Margaret Cho enterprise...a comedy concert that equals the best of HBO." - Bay Area Reporter

"The campy Kinsey Sicks hit the screen in 'I Wanna Be a Republican'. Their doo-wop vocal polish impresses, as does the technical slickness of this feature from Eyethink Pictures." - Variety

"The Kinsey Sicks - with perfect four-part harmony vocals, well-chosen parody melodies and laugh-out loud lyrics - approach genius." - Metrosource

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