A Kinsey Sicks Present for the Holidays...

Roasted Chestnuts

Digital Dragapella® Delights

Suite baby Jesus!
What better way to enjoy the holidays than with some fresh, steamy nuggets from America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet?!

This special holiday EP delivers the goods with two delicious favorites from our heretic holiday hit show Oy Vey in a Manger and a glorious new ditty penned for the pandemic. Snack on them one at a time for $1.99 each or indulge in all three for $3!

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Roasted Chestnuts

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Sink your teeth into this steamy sack-ful of salacious songs!

Hear America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet like never before with a premier primed for the pandemic, "We'll Be Home for Christmas," lamenting the dormant state of the performing arts with lush harmonies and nods to your favorite holiday tunes.

Drawing from their hit show, OY

Sink your teeth into this steamy sack-ful of salacious songs!

Hear America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet like never before with a premier primed for the pandemic, "We'll Be Home for Christmas," lamenting the dormant state of the performing arts with lush harmonies and nods to your favorite holiday tunes.

Drawing from their hit show, OY VEY IN A MANGER, The Kinsey Sicks reheat the Christmas culinary classic, "Soylent Night" and premier their surprisingly never-before-released romp, "Lusty the Snowman."

It's the perfect suite for a salty year!

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We'll Be Home for Christmas 1:12

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Soylent Night 2:51

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Lusty the Snowman 1:52

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Make your cup overflow with these goodies and deals from our Dragapella® elves!

Oy Vey in a Manger: CD

$10.00

Holy Hadassah - your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of!

This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic of cannibalism, "Soylent Night."

Quarantunes: CD

$15.00

2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD

$15.00

The Kinsey Sicks are as excited as Donald Trump at a surprise party thrown by Bob Mueller — we’re releasing a live recording of our critically-acclaimed show, "Things You Shouldn’t Say!" Trust us, you want this DVD!

Critically-praised? Whatever do we mean?

This show was a smash hit Off-Broadway, with critics have describing the show as “powerful,” “provocative,” “delicious,” “subversive,” “hilarious,” “stirring,” “exquisite,” “electric,” “outrageous," “heartbreaking," “brave,” “mesmerizing,” “flawless,” “superb," "incredibly moving,” ”inventively diabolical,” “riotously funny,” "vitally significant,” “an absolute must watch," and "theater its BEST"!

And now you can see this amazing show without leaving home or getting dressed! (Please note that audience nudity is also encouraged at our live performances.) Filmed live in New York City, the DVD is perfect for those of you who’ve already seen the show and have asked for copies of the script, or for those who’ve been wanting to see the show but haven’t wanted to add long-distance airfare to the cost of your ticket purchase.

Classic Quartet Magnet

$5.00

Winnie, Trampolina, Trixie, and our Emeritus Kinsey, Rachel, glare lovingly/naughtily/judgefully at the viewer in this colorful refrigerator magnet... perfect for losing your appetite!

A Chestnut for You...

We hope you enjoy these lovingly-crafted new Dragapella® holiday ditties! Every purchase of our music and ridiculous merchandise helps sustain us during the pandemic until we can safely return to the stage. May we recommend a year-end donation for $20.20 - We couldn't do it without you. Thank you!