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The 25th Anniversary Album

GreatesTits

The Kinsey Sicks are proud to present the 25th Anniversary album, GreatesTits - the definitive collection of the best original songs and wicked parodies from America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet. Includes previously-unreleased songs from their critically-acclaimed show Things You Shouldn't Say. 25 hits for 25 years - plus four newly-released songs - it's 100 minutes of music for a bargain. Live and never-before-heard recordings abound in this digital-only release.

This album is available exclusively for digital download.

GreatesTits: The 25th Anniversary Collection by The Kinsey Sicks

GreatesTits: The 25th Anniversary Collection

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The definitive Dragapella® collection celebrating 25 years of The Kinsey Sicks. Includes previously unreleased music and live content.

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Greatestits CREDITS

1. Dragapella Chorus 
Original: “The Hallelujah Chorus” from Messiah George Frideric Handel 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Chris Dilley 

2. The Rose (Live from Scottish TV)
Original: “The Rose” by Amanda McBroom (made famous by Bette Midler) 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz & Irwin Keller 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller & Chris Dilley, Jeff Manabat 

3. Tsk Tsk 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Music: Benjamin Schatz & Jeff Manabat 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat

4. Beaver Hair (Live) 
Original: “Mein Herr” from Cabaret by John Kander & Fred Ebb 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat

Soloist: Benjamin Schatz as Rachel

5. What Does Money Buy 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Music: 
Irwin Keller, Chris Dilley, & Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller, Chris Dilley 

6. Be a Slut (Live) 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Music & Arrangement: Benjamin Schatz, Irwin Keller, Chris Dilley, & Kevin Smith Kirkwood
Soloist: Kevin Smith Kirkwood as Trixie 

7. Crystal Time in the City (Live) 
Original: “Silver Bells” by Jay Livingston & Ray Evans 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Chris Dilley 

8. Putin in the Ritz 
Original: “Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Irving Berlin 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Spencer Brown
Soloist: Nathan Marken as Winnie 

9. My Beautiful Baboon 
Original: “Up, Up and Away” by Jimmy Webb 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller 

10. Jenny Craig Feel My Sorrow 
Original: “O Mio Babbino Caro” from Gianni Schicchi by Giancarlo Puccini 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller
Soloist: Jeff Manabat as Trixie 

11. Nice Jewish Girls 
Music & Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Chris Dilley & Benjamin Schatz
Soloist: Benjamin Schatz as Rachel 

12 Pretty Shitty Gang Bang 
Original: “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Robert B. Sherman and Richard M. Sherman 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat 

13 Rent-a-Homo 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz, Irwin Keller, Chris Dilley
Music: Benjamin Schatz 

Arrangement: Irwin Keller, Chris Dilley 

14 Trump TV Medley (Live from Scottish TV) 
Originals: “The Addams Family Theme” and “Green Acres Theme” by Vic Mizzy; 
“The Brady Bunch Theme” by Frank DeVol and Sherwood Schwartz 
Parody Lyrics: Ben Schatz 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat
Soloists: Spencer Brown as Trampolina, Nathan Marken as Winnie, Jeff Manabat as Trixie, Benjamin Schatz as Rachel 

15. Get a Gun 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Music: Benjamin Schatz & Jeff Manabat 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat
Soloist: Spencer Brown as Trampolina 

16. Gonorrhea 
Original: “Mamma Mia” by 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat
Soloist: Jeff Manabat as Trixie 

17. Sexy Underwear (Live) 
Music & Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Benjamin Schatz & Chris Dilley 

18. Buy My Pride (Live) 
Original: “By My Side” by Peggy Gordon & Jay Hamburger 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Chris Dilley 

19. Korea (Live) 
Original: “Maria” from West Side Story by Leonard Bernstein & Stephen Sondheim 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat
Soloist: Benjamin Schatz as Rachel 

20. Sheepfucking Guy 
Original: “Sweet Talkin’ Guy” by Doug Morris 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller
Soloists: Irwin Keller as Winnie, Benjamin Schatz as Rachel 

21. Sikh to Sheik 
Original: “Cheek to Cheek” by Irving Berlin 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller
Soloists: Benjamin Schatz as Rachel 

22. I Will Swallow Him 
Original: “I Will Follow Him” by Franck Pourcel, Paul Mauriat, adapted by Arthur Altman, English lyrics by Norman Gimbel 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller
Soloist: Chris Dilley as Trampolina 

23. Papirossen (Live) 
By Herman Yablokoff 
Additional Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller
Soloist: Irwin Keller as Winnie 

24. San Francisco (Live) 
Original: “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)” by John Phillips 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Jeff Manabat 

25. Don't Be Happy, Worry 
Original: “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: The Kinsey Sicks
Soloist: Benjamin Schatz as Rachel 

26. I Wanna Be a Republican 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Music: Benjamin Schatz, Chris Dilley, Irwin Keller 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller & Chris Dilley 

27 Lifesize Jesus 
Music & Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller & Chris Dilley
Soloist: Jerry Friedman as Vaselina 

28. Jerry's Song (ft. Silicon Valley Gay Men's Chorus) 
Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Music: Benjamin Schatz & Irwin Keller 
Arrangement: Irwin Keller, Jeff Manabat
Soloist: Benjamin Schatz as Rachel

29. We Arm the World (Live) 
Original: “We Are the World” by Michael Jackson & Lionel Richie 
Parody Lyrics: Benjamin Schatz 
Arrangement: Chris Dilley

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