Join us in a grand return to Chicagoland as America’s most potty-mouthed, politically outspoken – and longest-running – drag a cappella quartet has somehow been put in charge of morning assembly at your local elementary school. What can possibly go right?

In this brand-new a cappella musical, no Disney tune, nursery rhyme, or TV theme song is safe from their signature Dragapella® treatment of outrageous parodies in delicious four-part harmony. With over a dozen new songs, paired with scathing satire and Kinsey Sicks classics from their 30 years of appalling audiences, this brand-new musical from America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet has been rated “PG” for “Patently Ghastly.”

Trigger Warning: This children’s show is unsuitable for children, and may provoke strong reactions among people named DeSantis or Taylor Greene.