PRINTFUL Merch

Fans have repeatedly provided us with unsolicited - err - HELPFUL advice at our shows that they want move useless crap with our glorious likeness on them! Not only do we offer our CDs, DVDs, Refrigerator Magnets, and regular T-Shirts that you can purchase at our concerts and shows, we have finally caved to relentless demand for more fun Kinsey Sicks merchandise with our new ONLINE ONLY items! You won't be able to buy these at shows (just yet), so snatch them up at home now in your underwear. 

The Kinsey Sicks have partnered with the product-on-demand vendor Printful to bring you these carefully-curated trinkets and not-so-cheapsakes. Browse below and take The Kinsey Sicks home today!

***COVID-19 UPDATE: Printful's fulfillment centers are operating at a reduced capacity to protect their workers during the pandemic. Some products may take longer than the maximum 7 business days. We will be in touch with each customer with any delays in your order.***

Accessories

Take your Dragapella® Pride on the go with these fun trinkets that are are gorgeous as our four-part harmonies. 

The Kinsey Socks
  • The Kinsey Socks
  • The Kinsey Socks

The Kinsey Socks

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$13.95

Introducing The Kinsey Socks, America's Favorite Dragapella® Podiatrist Duo! With our beautiful new emblem, these socks will hug your feet as thoroughly as Angel will sniff them!

Includes FREE Song Download!

Features Include: 60% nylon/22% cotton/18% spandex Crew length Cushioned bottom Ribbed leg Cold wash with like colors and hang dry Size guide

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Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem

Kinsey Sicks Beanie - Emblem

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$18.95

Keep your head warm when you lose your wig with the stylish Kinsey Sicks Beanie.

Includes FREE Song Download!

Features Include: 100% Turbo Acrylic 12" in length Hypoallergenic Unisex style

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Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem

Kinsey Sicks Vintage Cap - Emblem

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$22.45

A vintage match made in Dragapella® heaven. Sport this stylish hat with new The Kinsey Sicks emblem.

Includes FREE Song Download!

Features Include: 100% cotton twill 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile 6 sewn eyelets Black sweatband Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish

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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Reg)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Reg)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Reg)

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Reg)

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$14.95

Some spill tea, some chug coffee. Whatever your druthers, drink up your Dragapella® in our beautiful new mug with our mugs on it! Two-sided with our hot new Kinsey Sicks Emblem.

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: Ceramic; 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm); Dishwasher and microwave safe; Made in China. Printed in the USA and Europe

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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Large)

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quartet (Large)

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$16.95

Some spill tea, some chug coffee. Whatever your druthers, drink up MORE of your Dragapella® in our beautiful new mug with our mugs on it! Two-sided with our hot new Kinsey Sicks Emblem.

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: Ceramic; 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm); Dishwasher and microwave safe; Made in China. Printed in the USA and Europe

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Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Cartoon

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$19.95

Stuff all you can into this durable, organic cotton tote bag with our classic Kinsey Sicks Cartoon graphic - a Dragapella® Classic!

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5” Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg) 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length

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Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Ensemble

Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Ensemble

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$19.95

Stuff us with everything you can fit in this black 100% organic cotton tote bag with the gorgeous cast photo - a true Dragapella® treasure!

Features Include: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5” Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg) 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length

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Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quartet & Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quartet & Emblem
  • Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quartet & Emblem

Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quartet & Emblem

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$25.95

A stylish tote/drag bag for the gal on the go! Shock your friends into emptying their pockets into your new stylish Kinsey Sicks tote bag, now double-sided with newest Kinsey Sicks emblem.

Features Include: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5” Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg) 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length

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Apparel

Popular Appealing Apparel from The Kinsey Sicks. More colors and sizes!

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Cartoon

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$19.95

The original classic Kinsey Sicks Cartoon T-Shirt, now in additional colors!

Features Include: 100% ring-spun cotton Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) Pre-shrunk Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Ensemble

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$19.95

Flash the latest Dragapella® Ensemble graphic on a plethora of fabulous colors - custom-picked to make the Kinsey Sicks look less hideous and you look more fabulous!

(some colors may not be available in all sizes)

Features Include: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed

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Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Cartoon

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$29.95

Our fan favorite Kinsey Sicks Cartoon T-Shirt is now available as a warm hoodie - available in multiple colors!

Features Include: 50% cotton, 50% polyester Double-lined hood Double-needle stitching throughout Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex Front pouch pocket

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Cartoon

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$23.45

Embrace one of the rare moments that "Kinsey Sicks" and "baseball" are in the same thought. As Trixie would say, it's all for fashion, darling!

Available in sizes XS-2XL & 2 Color combos!

Features Include: ¾ sleeve raglan shirt 100% ringspun cotton Ribbed neckband

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble

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$23.45

Embrace one of the rare moments that "Kinsey Sicks" and "baseball" are in the same thought. As Trixie would say, it's all for fashion, darling! As an added bonus: the neckband is ribbed for your pleasure!

Features Include: ¾ sleeve raglan shirt 100% ringspun cotton (Heather Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester, Heather Denim 50% cotton/50% polyester) Ribbed neckband

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SmartPhone Cases

Dragapella® Smartphone Cases for iPhone and Samsung Galaxy Phones.

Glitter iPhone Case - Ensemble
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Ensemble
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Ensemble
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Ensemble

Glitter iPhone Case - Ensemble

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$17.95

Dazzle your iPhone with our gorgeous Dragapella® cast.

  • 100% thermoplastic polyurethane
  • Shockproof back case cover
  • Precisely aligned port openings
  • Easy to take on and off
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iPhone Case - Ensemble
  • iPhone Case - Ensemble
  • iPhone Case - Ensemble
  • iPhone Case - Ensemble

iPhone Case - Ensemble

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$15.50

Show of your fancy iPhone with this gasp-inducing Ensemble case. It features a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, just like Trixie's camisole.

  • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
  • Solid polycarbonate back
  • Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
  • 0.5 mm raised bezel
  • Wireless charging compatible
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iPhone Case - Quartet
  • iPhone Case - Quartet
  • iPhone Case - Quartet
  • iPhone Case - Quartet

iPhone Case - Quartet

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$15.50

Sleek, versatile, and will always make you look good... but enough about Trixie! These gorgeous iPhone cases feature the newest Kinsey Sicks emblem and cast!

  • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
  • Solid polycarbonate back
  • Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
  • 0.5 mm raised bezel
  • Wireless charging compatible
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Samsung Case - Ensemble
  • Samsung Case - Ensemble
  • Samsung Case - Ensemble
  • Samsung Case - Ensemble
  • Samsung Case - Ensemble

Samsung Case - Ensemble

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$15.50

Offend the Galaxy with these gorgeous Dragapella® Ensemble cases for the Samsung Galaxy line that protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt.

  • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
  • Solid polycarbonate back
  • Flexible polyurethane sides
  • 0.5 mm raised bezel
  • See-through sides
  • Wireless charging compatible
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Samsung Case - Quartet
  • Samsung Case - Quartet
  • Samsung Case - Quartet
  • Samsung Case - Quartet

Samsung Case - Quartet

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$15.50

Relish our stylish Beautyshop Quartet on your favorite Samsung Galaxy phone - complete with the our new Kinsey Sicks Emblem design.

  • BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
  • Solid polycarbonate back
  • Flexible polyurethane sides
  • 0.5 mm raised bezel
  • See-through sides
  • Wireless charging compatible
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Printful Merch FAQ

  • When will I get my order?
    • Because every item is made on demand (that is, when you order it), there is a 2-7 business day lead time to create your item(s) before it's shipped. 
    • UPDATE for COVID-19 response: Printful fulfillment centers are operating at a reduced capacity to protect their workers during the pandemic. Some products may take longer than the maximum 7 business days. We will be in touch with each customer with any delays in your order.
  • What are your shipping times and rates?
    • Once an item is made, it will arrive 3-4 days after (for most US orders; longer for International orders) 
    • We charge $3.50-$7 for flat rate shipping depending on the weight of the product. Order more of a product, and shipping drops to $1-$2.50 per item.
  • I love a good deal - Is there a volume discount?
    • Not at this time - BUT - your shipping costs are significantly lower for additional items, depending on their weight (see above)
  • But Winnie, why are these prices so different from your regular T-Shirt and Magnets?
    • Unlike the Original T-Shirts and Magnets, which we are able to order in bulk and charge a huge markup, every item in the Printful Merch store is made on demand, by loving elf nymphs who fart rainbows and sneeze glitter.* This means you can get all of the new Kinsey Sicks merchandise any time of the year, and not just at our shows. It also means each unit cost is a little higher and Trampolina doesn't have to keep crap in her garage and schlep it to shows!
      *We may or may not have made up the elf nymphs.
  • Why are the Shirts and Hoodies unisex sizes?
    • All of our Shirts and Hoodies are unisex by design, to make them most accessible to as many bodies as possible. You wouldn't expect us to miss an opportunity to embrace all of our fans, would you?
  •  Can I buy these items at the shows on your Calendar?
    • Great question! Nope! Trampolina only has so much room in her garage amongst the beautyshop chairs and whatnot. BUT the good news is we will happily sign and otherwise defile any Kinsey Sicks merchandise you purchase and bring to one of our shows!