Electile Dysfunction Merch

Just in time for the 2020 election cycle, show your Kinsey Sicks pride with these LIMITED EDITION Electile Dysfunction-branded merchandise. Drown out those silly MAGA hats with these all-new phone cases, mugs, shirts, new tote bags, and a whole collection of character decals. With the success of our on-demand vendor, Printful, we've adorn these gorgeous items with Angel, Trampolina, Trixie, and Winnie . Snatch them up now before the next news cycle delivers another round of scandals!

***COVID-19 UPDATE: Printful's fulfillment centers are operating at a reduced capacity to protect their workers during the pandemic. Some products may take longer than the maximum 7 business days. We will be in touch with each customer with any delays in your order.***

Accessories

Get all the gear you need for your next Kinsey Sicks for President campaign rally (or concert)!

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Face Cover - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Face Cover - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Face Cover - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Face Cover - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Kinsey Sicks Face Cover - Presidential Stars

*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Face Cover - Presidential Stars

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$17.95

By Popular Demand! Some call it a gaiter, Trixie calls it a snood, Winnie thinks it's a tube top for your head. Cover your face in style - but remember, if other people can see Trampolina's flower, they're probably too close to you! Also doubles as a headband, bandana, or neck warmer - making it more versatile than Angel at a dog show!

Includes FREE Song Download!

Features Include: 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%); Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²) Breathable fabric; Washable and reusable; Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains; One size

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Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates
  • Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates

Kinsey Sicks Color Mug - Candidates

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$15.95

NEW Red or blue, get to know the candidates of The Kinsey Sicks with their newest Electile Dysfunction mug!

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: Ceramic; Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm); Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm); Color rim, inside, and handle; Dishwasher and microwave safe

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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Reg)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Reg)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Reg)

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Reg)

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$14.95

Review the latest polls or intel on your rival candidates while sipping from The Kinsey Sicks' Electile Dysfunction Mug.

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: Ceramic; 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm); Dishwasher and microwave safe; Made in China. Printed in the USA and Europe

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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Large)

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Presidential Seal (Large)

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$16.95

Review the latest polls or intel on your rival candidates while sipping from the larger 15 ounce version of The Kinsey Sicks' Electile Dysfunction Mug

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: Ceramic; 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm); Dishwasher and microwave safe; Made in China. Printed in the USA and Europe

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Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Presidential Seal

Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Presidential Seal

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$20.95

Carry your campaign literature and/or secret dossiers in this delightful 100% organic cotton Electile Dysfunction-edition Tote!

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features Include: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill; Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²); Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”; Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg) ; 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length

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Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella@
  • Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella@
  • Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella@
  • Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella@

Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella@

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$22.45

Get ready to Make Dragapella® Great Again with our parody on the classic Trucker Hat.

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: 60% cotton, 40% polyester; Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area; Structured, six-panel cap; Hard buckram front panels; Mesh back; Permacurv visor, matching under-visor; Plastic adjustable closure; 3.5" crown (8.9 cm); Head circumference - 21 ⅝" to 23 ⅝" (54.9 cm to 60 cm)

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Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella® - Red (SOLD OUT)
  • Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella® - Red (SOLD OUT)

Kinsey Sicks Trucker Hat - Dragapella® - Red (SOLD OUT)

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SOLD OUT Apparently, Trump supporters mistook this item for an actual MAGA hat and bought them all out. Ah well, No Refunds!

Get ready to Make Dragapella® Great Again with our parody on the classic Trucker Hat.

FREE Download with purchase!

Features include: 60% cotton, 40% polyester; Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area; Structured, six-panel cap; Hard buckram front panels; Mesh back; Permacurv visor, matching under-visor; Plastic adjustable closure; 3.5" crown (8.9 cm); Head circumference - 21 ⅝" to 23 ⅝" (54.9 cm to 60 cm)

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Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)
  • Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)
  • Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)
  • Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)
  • Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)
  • Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)

Kinsey Sicks Campaign Decals (Small)

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$3.50

Better than a bumper sticker - choose between the Presidential Seal, your favorite Kinsey Candidate, or collect them all (and save on shipping!)

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: 3" x 3"; Fast and easy bubble-free application; Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use; 95µ density

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Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)

Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Medium)

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$4.25

Better than a bumper sticker - choose between the Presidential Seal, your favorite Kinsey Candidate, or collect them all (and save on shipping!)

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: 4" x 4"; Fast and easy bubble-free application; Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use; 95µ density

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Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)
  • Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)

Kinsey Sicks Candidate Decals (Large)

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$4.95

Better than a bumper sticker - choose between the Presidential Seal, your favorite Kinsey Candidate, or collect them all (and save on shipping!)

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: 5.5" x 5.5"; Fast and easy bubble-free application; Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use; 95µ density

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Apparel

Show off your choice for Commander(s)-in-Chief with LIMITED EDITON Electile Dysfunction apparel. 

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Presidential Seal

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$19.95

The perfect apparel for canvassing audiences with tasteless jokes and glorious 4-part harmonies!

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

(some colors may not be available in all sizes)

Features Include: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester); Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2); Pre-shrunk fabric, Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Side-seamed

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Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal

Kinsey Sicks Hoodie - Presidential Seal

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$29.95

When you're a cold and calculating candidate, you need to find a way to keep warm on the campaign trail. Our heavy duty hoodie is just the (party) ticket, with handy front pouch to keep your campaign literature at the ready!

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: 50% cotton, 50% polyester Double-lined hood; Double-needle stitching throughout; Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling; 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Presidential Seal

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$23.45

Show your Kinsey Sicks patriotism with this stylish and comfortable baseball t-shirt with the Electile Dysfunction Presidential Seal.

Includes FREE Bonus Song Download

Features Include: ¾ sleeve raglan shirt; 100% ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester, Heather Denim 50% cotton/50% polyester); Ribbed neckband

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SmartPhone Cases

Electile Dysfunction-themed Smartphone Cases for iPhone and Samsung Galaxy Phones with your favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet.

*NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars
  • *NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars

*NEW* Samsung Case - Presidential Stars

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$15.50

Protect your Samsung Galaxy phone with our Star-Spangled edition of the Presidential Seal. Cradle the Kinseys in your hand while emailing your lawyer to get dirt on your rivals from a foreign government!

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material; Solid polycarbonate back; Flexible polyurethane sides; 0.5 mm raised bezel; See-through sides; Wireless charging compatible

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Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal

Glitter iPhone Case - Presidential Seal

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$17.95

Our fabulous Glitter iPhone case is now adorned with The Kinsey Sicks' Presidential Seal. With three styles of glitter to choose from, this case fits most classic iPhone models.

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: 100% thermoplastic polyurethane; Shockproof back case cover; Precisely aligned port openings; Easy to take on and off

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Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal

Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Presidential Seal

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$15.50

Compatible with the latest iPhone models (and mail-order bride models!), our Presidential Seal phone case protects your iPhone better than Mitch McConnell protecting corporate interests.

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic ; Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material; Solid polycarbonate back; Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides; 0.5 mm raised bezel; Wireless charging compatible

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iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst
  • iPhone Case - Electile Starburst

iPhone Case - Electile Starburst

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$15.50

Compatible with the latest iPhone models (and mail-order bride models!), this patently patriotic phone case protects your iPhone better than Mitch McConnell protecting corporate interests.

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material; Solid polycarbonate back; Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides; 0.5 mm raised bezel; Wireless charging compatible

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Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal
  • Samsung Case - Presidential Seal

Samsung Case - Presidential Seal

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$15.50

Protect your Samsung Galaxy phone with our Presidential Seal of (dis)approval. Cradle the Kinseys in your hand while emailing your lawyer to get dirt on your rivals from a foreign government!

Includes FREE Bonus song download

Features include: BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material; Solid polycarbonate back; Flexible polyurethane sides; 0.5 mm raised bezel; See-through sides; Wireless charging compatible

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Printful Merch FAQ

  • How long will these LIMITED EDITON items be available?
    • We plan to offer our Electile Dysfunction-themed merchandise through the 2020 Election season. Buy 'em up now!
  • When will I get my order?
    • Because every item is made on demand (that is, when you order it), there is a 2-7 business day lead time to create your item(s) before it's shipped. 
    • UPDATE for COVID-19 response: Printful fulfillment centers are operating at a reduced capacity to protect their workers during the pandemic. Some products may take longer than the maximum 7 business days. We will be in touch with each customer with any delays in your order.

  • What are your shipping times and rates?
    • Once an item is made, it will arrive 3-4 days after (for most US orders; longer for International orders) 
    • We charge $3.50-$7 for flat rate shipping depending on the weight of the product. Order more of a product, and shipping drops to $1-$2.50 per item.
  • I love a good deal - Is there a volume discount?
    • Not at this time - BUT - your shipping costs are significantly lower for additional items, depending on their weight. (see above)
  • But Winnie, why are these prices so different from your regular T-Shirt and Magnets?
    • Unlike the Original T-Shirts and Magnets, which we are able to order in bulk and charge a huge markup, every item in the Online Only store is made on demand, by loving elf nymphs who fart rainbows and sneeze glitter.* This means you can get all of the new Kinsey Sicks merchandise any time of the year, and not just at our shows. It also means each unit cost is a little higher and Trampolina doesn't have to keep crap in her garage and schlep it to shows!
      *We may or may not have made up the elf nymphs.
  • Why are the Shirts and Hoodies unisex sizes?
    • All of our Shirts and Hoodies are unisex by design, to make them most accessible to as many bodies as possible. You wouldn't expect us to miss an opportunity to embrace all of our fans, would you?
  •  Can I buy these items at the shows on your Calendar?
    • Great question! Nope! Trampolina only has so much room in her garage amongst the beautyshop chairs and whatnot. BUT the good news is we will happily sign and otherwise defile any Kinsey Sicks merchandise you purchase and bring to one of our shows!

 

Donate to The Kinsey Sicks

Performing Artists and theaters all over the world have had their income slashed from the economic fall-out of the coronavirus pandemic. While we are re-scheduling and postponing bookings and gigs to later in the calendar, we still have expenses and bills to pay. During this time, we are asking our devoted fans for help by buying our DVDs, CDs, and merchandise. Perhaps you already own the entire Kinsey Sicks' oeuvre - and for that we are simultaneously grateful and frightened for you - but you still want to support our work as the world's only Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet. You're in luck! Click below to make a donation directly to us via PayPal - and thank you for your undying support!