The Kinsey Sicks Present...

Best Humor Album (runner up)”

2021 Contemporary A Cappella Recording Awards

Quarantunes is top-notch progressive parody”

— Recorded A Cappella Review Board

Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD

Quarantunes: CD

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2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very

2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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Quarantunes: CD
*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Enamel Pin
*NEW* Kinsey Sicks Magnet - Fabulous Foursome
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Get Quarantunes Merch

We love our new, glorious cartoon caricatures (designed by our very own Trampolina!) so much that we couldn't wait to slap it on as much stuff as possible. Celebrate our latest album, Quarantunes, with these trinkets, tchotchkes, and T's carefully curated to show off our beautiful album art! 

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes

Accent Color

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Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the QUARANTUNES cover art. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy Kinsey kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or black!

Product Details:

  • Ceramic
  • Volume: 11 oz
  • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

Accent Color

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$16.00

Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the new QUARANTUNES caricatures. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or NEW black!

Product Details:

  • Ceramic
  • Volume: 11 oz
  • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes Album Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes Album Cover

Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes Album Cover

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What bedroom, outhouse, or darkroom wouldn't be complete with collectable album covers from The Kinsey Sicks? Show off the brilliant QUARANTUNES album artwork in various sizes on museum-quality paper with a matte finish (as to not upstage the girls!)

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

  • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil;
  • Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²)
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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes

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These cozy Baseball T-Shirts feature a flattering 3/4 sleeve that would make even Michelle Obama jealous! In five color combos that show off our glorious QUARANTUNES album artwork, these shirts serve sporty Dragapella® style any time of the year.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

    4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton Heather Grey color is 90% cotton/10% polyester Heather Denim color is 50% cotton/50% polyester ¾ sleeves Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage Contrast raglan sleeve Tear away label
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Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes

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Enjoy the glorious QUARANTUNES album art on these vibrant T-Shirts. The unisex cut and generous shape make these particularly comfortable to wear while lounging at home, listening to QUARANTUNES or at a Kinsey Sicks show!

Product Details:

  • Black, Navy, Aqua, and Gold are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Beach Bag - Quarantunes

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It's the perfect bag for the on-the-go fan! Whether you're going to the beach, the gym, or shoplifting at Wal-Mart, this is the bag for you. Lightweight and full of color, this Beach Bag is Summer-ready with the glorious Trampolina-designed Quarantunes graphics!

Product Details:

    100% spun polyester fabric One size: 15″ x 17″ Fabric weight: 6.61 oz/yd² (224 g/m²) Maximum weight limit: 33lbs (15kg) Twin cotton handles Drawstring closure Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
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Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Flip-Flops - Quarantunes Characters

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Be perfect in pink for the pool or the patio this Summer! Our fabulous flip-flips feature the Quarantunes-inspired caricatures of the Kinsey characters in full color. Available for a limited time, so flip these into your wardrobe before they flop!

Product Details:

  • Rubber sole
  • Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
  • Black Y-shaped rubber straps
  • Toe post style
  • Blank product sourced from China
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MORE ABOUT Quarantunes

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This album debuts 16 new tracks in The Kinsey Sicks' signature style of razor-sharp original songs and ruined beloved classics with parodies of The Beach Boys, Bette Midler, Simon & Garfunkel, and even Gilbert & Sullivan! Quarantunes also debuts the group's newest demented darling, Angel (J.B. McLendon) to torment your ears. Founder Benjamin Schatz, who recently retired from touring with the group, continues to write for The Kinsey Sicks and has penned parody and originals songs for Quarantunes.

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Music videos from Quarantunes

 Quarantunes  FUN FACT: The music video for "The Sound of Sirens" has reached over 785,000 views on Facebook.