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Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*

Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*

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$15.00

2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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*NEW* Quarantunes Merch

We love our new, glorious cartoon caricatures (designed by our very own Trampolina!) so much that we couldn't wait to slap it on as much stuff as possible. Celebrate our latest album, Quarantunes, with these trinkets, tchotchkes, and T's carefully curated to show off our beautiful album art! 

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Characters

Accent Color

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$15.95

Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the new QUARANTUNES caricatures. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy kitchen with one of each - blue or yellow!

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: Ceramic; Volume: 11 oz; Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm); Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm); Dishwasher and microwave safe

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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover

Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes Cover

Accent Color

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$15.95

Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the QUARANTUNES cover art. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy kitchen with one of each - blue or yellow!

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: Ceramic; Volume: 11 oz; Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm); Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm); Dishwasher and microwave safe

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Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Poster - Quarantunes

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$14.95

What bedroom, outhouse, or darkroom wouldn't be complete with collectable album covers from The Kinsey Sicks? Show off the brilliant QUARANTUNES album artwork in various sizes on museum-quality paper with a matte finish (as to not upstage the girls!)

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: Paper thickness: 10.3 mil; Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²)

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Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Quarantunes

Color

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$19.99

Enjoy the glorious QUARANTUNES album cover art on these vibrant T-Shirts. The unisex cut and generous shape make these particularly comfortable to wear at home - while listening to QUARANTUNES or at a Kinsey Sicks show!

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: Black, Navy, Aqua, and Gold are 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton; Fabric weight: 4.2-4.5 oz/y² (142-153 g/m²); Pre-shrunk for extra durability; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Quarantunes

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$23.45

These cozy Baseball T-Shirts feature a flattering 3/4 sleeve that would make even Michelle Obama jealous! In five color combos that show off our glorious QUARANTUNES album artwork, these shirts serve sporty Dragapella® style any time of the year.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: 4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey; All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; Heather Grey color is 90% cotton/10% polyester; Heather Denim color is 50% cotton/50% polyester; ¾ sleeves; Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color; Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage; Contrast raglan sleeve; Tear away label

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Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Tote Bag - Quarantunes

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$20.95

This fetching Tote Bag with organic cotton will be the talk of the farmer's market or the park. Be sure to tell your nosey neighbors all about QUARANTUNES when they ask "Now, who are The Kinsey Sicks?!"

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill; Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²); Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”; Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg); 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length; Open main compartment

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Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks iPhone Case - Quarantunes

iPhone Model

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$15.50

Wrap your fancy iPhone with this clear case featuring the gorgeous cover art of the QUARANTUNES album.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: Made of a BPA free hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material; Solid, durable polycarbonate back; Wireless charging compatible; Secure yet flexible thermoplastic polyurethane sides; Precisely aligned port openings; Easy to take on and off; .5 mm raised bezel front; Graphics are UV printed onto the case with a smooth, matte finish; The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model

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Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Samsung Case - Quarantunes

Galaxy Model

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$15.50

Designed for the latest models of the Samsung Galaxy phone, this clear case highlights the gorgeous cover art of the QUARANTUNES album.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details: Made of a hybrid BPA free Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material; Solid, durable polycarbonate back; Secure yet flexible thermoplastic polyurethane sides; Precisely aligned port openings; Easy to take on and off; .5 mm raised bezel front; Graphics are UV printed onto the case with a smooth, matte finish; Wireless charging compatible

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MORE ABOUT Quarantunes

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This album debuts 16 new tracks in The Kinsey Sicks' signature style of razor-sharp original songs and ruined beloved classics with parodies of The Beach Boys, Bette Midler, Simon & Garfunkel, and even Gilbert & Sullivan! Quarantunes also debuts the group's newest demented darling, Angel (J.B. McLendon) to torment your ears. Founder Benjamin Schatz, who recently retired from touring with the group, continues to write for The Kinsey Sicks and has penned parody and originals songs for Quarantunes.

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Music videos from Quarantunes

 Quarantunes  FUN FACT: The music video for "The Sound of Sirens" has reached over 750,000 views on Facebook.

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