Kinsey Sicks at the Edinburgh Fringe 2020

Presented by the Gilded Balloon.

Edinburgh Fringe may be canceled this year, but The Kinsey Sicks are honored to be a part of the Gilded Balloon's Virtual Fringe programming. Catch the Kinseys here and see below for more ways to support The Kinsey Sicks and the Gilded Balloon.

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In that case, add some Kinsey Sicks merch to your shopping cart while you're at it! See our top-sellers below, including our ninth CD, Eight is Enough, the DVD of our 2015 Edinburgh Fringe debut, America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!, and our favorite Electile Dysfunction-themed items!

Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*
  • Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*

Quarantunes: CD - *NEW*

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2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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Eight is Enough: CD

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Move over, Pitch Perfect! THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet for over twenty years, are set to release our ninth album, Eight Is Enough!

On Eight Is Enough, THE KINSEY SICKS take on political satire in our own inimitable way. We mischievously retool Irving Berlin (“Putin in the Ritz”), skewer right-wing media (“What Does Fox News Say?”) and offer our, uh...unique perspectives on such issues as gun control (“Get a Gun”) and feminism (“Girls Like”). And if that doesn’t offend you, we twist childhood classics you’ll never hear the same way again (“A Whole New Hole”, “Pretty Sh*tty Gang Bang”, and more!)

In addition to original songs penned by KINSEY SICKS co-founder and lyricist Ben Schatz, the album includes wicked parodies that re-purpose music ranging from Pharrell and Carole King to an old Shirley Temple tune thrown in for good measure. The biting satire is complemented by the customary KINSEY SICKS servings of raunch, making Eight Is Enough perfect not only for savvy listeners but for their low-brow friends and family as well. The album is performed by THE KINSEY SICKS entirely in glorious four-part a cappella harmony.

Special to fans and new listeners alike, the album features original founding member Irwin Keller, who retired from the group in 2014, and the group’s newest ingénue, Nathan Marken, rounding out a majority of the bass vocals as Winnie.

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The Kinsey Sicks are as excited as Donald Trump at a surprise party thrown by Bob Mueller — we’re releasing a live recording of our critically-acclaimed show, "Things You Shouldn’t Say!" Trust us, you want this DVD!

Critically-praised? Whatever do we mean?

This show was a smash hit Off-Broadway, with critics have describing the show as “powerful,” “provocative,” “delicious,” “subversive,” “hilarious,” “stirring,” “exquisite,” “electric,” “outrageous," “heartbreaking," “brave,” “mesmerizing,” “flawless,” “superb," "incredibly moving,” ”inventively diabolical,” “riotously funny,” "vitally significant,” “an absolute must watch," and "theater its BEST"!

And now you can see this amazing show without leaving home or getting dressed! (Please note that audience nudity is also encouraged at our live performances.) Filmed live in New York City, the DVD is perfect for those of you who’ve already seen the show and have asked for copies of the script, or for those who’ve been wanting to see the show but haven’t wanted to add long-distance airfare to the cost of your ticket purchase.

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It’s the perfect imperfect holiday gift: “America’s Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!”, filmed live amidst the excitement (and considerable sweat) of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

If you couldn’t make it to Edinburgh, get the DVD and see what the London Times described as:

“Wonderfully smart, politically pointed and liberating … examples of The Kinseys’ contagious brand of rib-tickling abound in the tight-knit group’s Edinburgh debut, a hilarious late-night lampoon of reality TV … Other glories tucked into the hour-long show [are] ... both clever and artfully crude … One of the great pleasures of The Kinsey Sicks is the cast’s lovably ribald on-stage alter-egos."

This four camera-shoot was filmed live over two performances during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, with all the excitement, lack of glamor and, well, Fringe-iness that one expects from a Fringe Festival.

Please note that these DVDs are only available in NTSC format, which is playable in North America, Japan, the Philippines, South Korea, and most of South America. If you live in a non-NTSC format (PAL or SECAM) country, then you must have a multi-region player, or computer/laptop that can read NTSC formatted DVDs, to view the DVD.

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Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
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  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble
  • Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble

Kinsey Sicks Baseball T-Shirt - Ensemble

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Embrace one of the rare moments that "Kinsey Sicks" and "baseball" are in the same thought. As Trixie would say, it's all for fashion, darling! As an added bonus: the neckband is ribbed for your pleasure!

Features Include:

  • ¾ sleeve raglan shirt
  • 100% ringspun cotton (Heather Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester, Heather Denim 50% cotton/50% polyester)
  • Ribbed neckband
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The Kinsey Socks
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The Kinsey Socks

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Introducing The Kinsey Socks, America's Favorite Dragapella® Podiatrist Duo! With our beautiful new emblem, these socks will hug your feet as thoroughly as Angel will sniff them!

Includes FREE Song Download!

Product Details:

  • 60% nylon/22% cotton/18% spandex
  • Crew length
  • Cushioned bottom (for his pleasure)
  • Ribbed leg (for her pleasure)
  • Blank product sourced from China

Size Guide:

  • Medium (7-8 US Mens)
  • Large (8.5-11.5 US Mens)
  • X-Large (12-15 US Mens)

Women's conversions are M (8-10), L (10-14), XL (14-17).

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Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
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  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes

Kinsey Sicks Face Mask - Quarantunes

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Mask up with the whole gaggle of us! Whether you're feeling under the weather or are protecting your new fillers, this mask will make a statement about your questionable taste while helping you feel safe! The adjustable nose wire and ear loops make for a comfortable fit on mouths of all sizes - even Winnie's.

Product Details:

  • 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
  • Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80–85 g/m²)
  • Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
  • Adjustable nose wire
  • Pocket for a filter or napkin
  • Washable and reusable
  • Blank product components sourced from the UK and China
  • ATTENTION! This product is not intended to act as a medical device or other medical product, and should not be used as a replacement for conventional and approved personal protective equipment, including surgical masks or respirators.

    The CDC suggests wearing face cloth coverings in public settings where other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain. This additional safety measure helps protect others.

    You should still follow other protective measures, and closely follow the latest recommendations from public health officials and the CDC to make an informed decision about the use of these masks.

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    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
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    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
    • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
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    Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes

    Accent Color

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    Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the QUARANTUNES cover art. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy Kinsey kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or black!

    Includes FREE song download!

    Product Details:

    • Ceramic
    • Volume: 11 oz
    • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
    • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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    Ensemble Magnet
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    Ensemble Magnet

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    Winnie, Angel, Trampolina, and Trixie are gorgeously arrayed on a gorgeous magnet!

    Perfect for dieting: Just affix on your refrigerator, and marvel at how easily you've lost your appetite after staring into our eyes (and our thighs!)

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    Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
    • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
    • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
    • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

    Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

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    The original classic Kinsey Sicks Cartoon T-Shirt, designed by our original Winnie, Irwin Keller, now in additional colors!

    Product Details

      100% ring-spun cotton
    • Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) Pre-shrunk
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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    Samsung Case - Quarantunes
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    Samsung Case - Quarantunes

    Galaxy Model

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    Designed for the latest models of the Samsung Galaxy phone, this clear case highlights the gorgeous cover art from the QUARANTUNES album.

    Includes FREE song download!

    Product Details:

    • Made of a hybrid BPA free Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid, durable polycarbonate back
    • Secure yet flexible thermoplastic polyurethane sides
    • Precisely aligned port openings
    • Easy to take on and off
    • .5 mm raised bezel front
    • Graphics are UV printed onto the case with a smooth, matte finish
    • Wireless charging compatible
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    iPhone Case - Quarantunes
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    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
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    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
    • iPhone Case - Quarantunes

    iPhone Case - Quarantunes

    iPhone Model

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    Wrap your fancy iPhone with this clear case featuring the gorgeous cover art from the QUARANTUNES album.

    Includes FREE song download!

    Product Details:

    • Made of a BPA free hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
    • Solid, durable polycarbonate back
    • Wireless charging compatible
    • Secure yet flexible thermoplastic polyurethane sides
    • Precisely aligned port openings
    • Easy to take on and off
    • .5 mm raised bezel front
    • Graphics are UV printed onto the case with a smooth, matte finish
    • The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model
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