Kinsey Sicks at the Edinburgh Fringe 2020

Presented by the Gilded Balloon.

Edinburgh Fringe may be canceled this year, but The Kinsey Sicks are honored to be a part of the Gilded Balloon's Virtual Fringe programming. Catch the Kinseys here and see below for more ways to support The Kinsey Sicks and the Gilded Balloon.

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In that case, add some Kinsey Sicks merch to your shopping cart while you're at it! See our top-sellers below, including our ninth CD, Eight is Enough, the DVD of our 2015 Edinburgh Fringe debut, America's Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!, and our favorite Electile Dysfunction-themed items!

Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD
  • Quarantunes: CD

Quarantunes: CD

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$15.00

2020 may be known as the year we avoid contact, but The Kinsey Sicks brought their madcap shtick from the stage to your screens - all of them! Be it a phone, tablet, phablet, laptop, or a 128” 8K wrap-around smartTV, they took Dragapella® to new heights (and familiar lows, just ask Winnie!).

The Looney Tunes-inspired artwork is designed by our very own Trampolina and comes with a resealable plastic sleeve to safely store both the album jacket and disc in.

Packed with piercing political parodies and powerful original songs, Quarantunes takes on your partisan favorites like an abusive Attorney General (“Mad Attorney General”), corrupt political families (“Grifters”), and lusty sex scandals/Trixie's side hustle (“Stormy Daniels”).

Not ones to be upstaged by a global pandemic - or to respect social niceties - the girls begrudgingly adapt to the new normal and remind us to keep “Social Distance” and respectfully ask that you “Don’t-cha, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me!” And while some have chosen to “Let It Go,” the COVID-19 virus has forced us all, especially singers, to have a new-found appreciation for “Good Ventilation.”

The Kinsey Sicks also take a stand in the ongoing struggle for justice and ask “Which Side Are You On?” Quarantunes also doesn’t shy away from heart-hitting tunes with the girls’ take on “Privilege” and giving voice to those suffering most during the pandemic with “The Sound of Sirens."

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Eight is Enough: CD
  • Eight is Enough: CD
  • Eight is Enough: CD

Eight is Enough: CD

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$10.00

Move over, Pitch Perfect! THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet for over twenty years, are set to release our ninth album, Eight Is Enough!

On Eight Is Enough, THE KINSEY SICKS take on political satire in our own inimitable way. We mischievously retool Irving Berlin (“Putin in the Ritz”), skewer right-wing media (“What Does Fox News Say?”) and offer our, uh...unique perspectives on such issues as gun control (“Get a Gun”) and feminism (“Girls Like”). And if that doesn’t offend you, we twist childhood classics you’ll never hear the same way again (“A Whole New Hole”, “Pretty Sh*tty Gang Bang”, and more!)

In addition to original songs penned by KINSEY SICKS co-founder and lyricist Ben Schatz, the album includes wicked parodies that re-purpose music ranging from Pharrell and Carole King to an old Shirley Temple tune thrown in for good measure. The biting satire is complemented by the customary KINSEY SICKS servings of raunch, making Eight Is Enough perfect not only for savvy listeners but for their low-brow friends and family as well. The album is performed by THE KINSEY SICKS entirely in glorious four-part a cappella harmony.

Special to fans and new listeners alike, the album features original founding member Irwin Keller, who retired from the group in 2014, and the group’s newest ingénue, Nathan Marken, rounding out a majority of the bass vocals as Winnie.

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Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD
  • Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD

Things You Shouldn't Say! - DVD

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The Kinsey Sicks are as excited as Donald Trump at a surprise party thrown by Bob Mueller — we’re releasing a live recording of our critically-acclaimed show, "Things You Shouldn’t Say!" Trust us, you want this DVD!

Critically-praised? Whatever do we mean?

This show was a smash hit Off-Broadway, with critics have describing the show as “powerful,” “provocative,” “delicious,” “subversive,” “hilarious,” “stirring,” “exquisite,” “electric,” “outrageous," “heartbreaking," “brave,” “mesmerizing,” “flawless,” “superb," "incredibly moving,” ”inventively diabolical,” “riotously funny,” "vitally significant,” “an absolute must watch," and "theater its BEST"!

And now you can see this amazing show without leaving home or getting dressed! (Please note that audience nudity is also encouraged at our live performances.) Filmed live in New York City, the DVD is perfect for those of you who’ve already seen the show and have asked for copies of the script, or for those who’ve been wanting to see the show but haven’t wanted to add long-distance airfare to the cost of your ticket purchase.

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Live from Edinburgh! - DVD
  • Live from Edinburgh! - DVD

Live from Edinburgh! - DVD

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$15.00

Relish in The Kinsey Sicks 20th Anniversary show: “America’s Next Top Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!”, filmed live amidst the excitement (and considerable sweat) of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

If you couldn’t make it to Edinburgh, get the DVD and see what the London Times described as:

“Wonderfully smart, politically pointed and liberating … examples of The Kinseys’ contagious brand of rib-tickling abound in the tight-knit group’s Edinburgh debut, a hilarious late-night lampoon of reality TV … Other glories tucked into the hour-long show [are] ... both clever and artfully crude … One of the great pleasures of The Kinsey Sicks is the cast’s lovably ribald on-stage alter-egos."

This four camera-shoot was filmed live over two performances during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, with all the excitement, lack of glamor and, well, Fringe-iness that one expects from a Fringe Festival.

Please note that these DVDs are only available in NTSC format, which is playable in North America, Japan, the Philippines, South Korea, and most of South America. If you live in a non-NTSC format (PAL or SECAM) country, then you must have a multi-region player, or computer/laptop that can read NTSC formatted DVDs, to view the DVD.

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Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes
  • Kinsey Sicks Mug - Quarantunes

Accent Color

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Enjoy your favorite beverages in this gorgeous whimsical mug featuring the QUARANTUNES cover art. With a punch of color, you can complete your kitschy Kinsey kitchen with one of each - blue, yellow, or black!

Product Details:

  • Ceramic
  • Volume: 11 oz
  • Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
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  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon
  • Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

Kinsey Sicks T-Shirt - Classic Cartoon

Size

Color

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The original classic Kinsey Sicks Cartoon T-Shirt, designed by our original Winnie, Irwin Keller, now in additional colors!

Product Details

    100% ring-spun cotton
  • Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Samsung Case - Quarantunes
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  • Samsung Case - Quarantunes

Samsung Case - Quarantunes

Galaxy Model

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Designed for the latest models of the Samsung Galaxy phone, this clear case highlights the gorgeous cover art from the QUARANTUNES album.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

  • Made of a hybrid BPA free Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
  • Solid, durable polycarbonate back
  • Secure yet flexible thermoplastic polyurethane sides
  • Precisely aligned port openings
  • Easy to take on and off
  • .5 mm raised bezel front
  • Graphics are UV printed onto the case with a smooth, matte finish
  • Wireless charging compatible
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iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes
  • iPhone Case - Quarantunes

iPhone Case - Quarantunes

iPhone Model

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$15.50

Wrap your fancy iPhone with this clear case featuring the gorgeous cover art from the QUARANTUNES album.

Includes FREE song download!

Product Details:

  • Made of a BPA free hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
  • Solid, durable polycarbonate back
  • Wireless charging compatible
  • Secure yet flexible thermoplastic polyurethane sides
  • Precisely aligned port openings
  • Easy to take on and off
  • .5 mm raised bezel front
  • Graphics are UV printed onto the case with a smooth, matte finish
  • The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model
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