The Kinsey Sicks perform not only at theatres, music venues and comedy clubs, but also at parties, conferences and corporate events around the country and internationally. If you'd like to hire us, don't be shy. Here's what to do:

Email us and let us know the date(s) you're interested in, how you heard about us, and any other relevant information about the venue or event. We (or a lovely agent representing us) will be back in touch with you post haste.

Click on the button to the left to read our history, see where we've performed, look at photos and downloadable posters suitable for your event, and hear what the press says about us.

If you're considering hiring us for your college or university, check out our Campus page. Then contact Shelly Weiss of OUTmedia directly, either through the OUTmedia website or by calling (718) 789-1776.

Sometimes we have open dates that must be filled! In fact, due to funky routing, huge discounts are currently available for these upcoming dates:

The Kinsey Sicks will be getting free experimental cosmetic surgery from some of North Korea's most promising first-year med students! During their recovery, they will be unfit to be seen in public, except on stage with lots and lots of make-up in front of audiences with low expectations. Not that this is any different from normal. Won't you please support the futile efforts of the gals to beautify themselves? Here's how:

Send an email to ksicks@aol.com and inquire about the dates below! First come-first served! You're not the only tasteless cheapskate, you know!

Half price shows are available:
Fri November 5 (northeast US only)
Sat November 6 (northeast US only)
Sun Nov 7
Mon Nov 8
Tues Nov 9
Wed Nov 10
Thurs Nov 11
Fri Nov 12 (western USA only)
Sat Nov 13  (western USA only)